Caught one trying to melt into the walls! I’ll grab his antenna so he can’t escape!
Talk about creatures of habit: Once a dog gets used to the idea that he can’t walk through a glass door, he won’t walk through it even when the glass is gone.
Apparently, this has happened before:
Kiburi, a two-week-old cheetah cub at the San Diego Zoo’s Safari Park, opened his eyes last week.
According to keepers, the cub purrs for his milk bottle, an unusual thing for cheetahs to do. Story, cute video here.
First, the alarm doesn’t go off. Then, the toaster burns my toast. And now the snowplow’s running late. What else can go wrong today?
Lindsay B. says this is a miniature horse, so maybe the snow isn’t as deep as it looks.
This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]
And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]
And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”
And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”
And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”
And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”
Guess who just surpassed Betty White on the Amazon Calendar Bestseller liiiiiiiiist! [singsong]
Ehn! [Reaching higher sound]
I’m coming after you next, DILBERT and ANSEL ADAMS!!!