CoverPups Wanted

//Reposting ’cause image link was broke as a joke//

Calling all cover models!

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Peeps over at Orvis are looking for puppeh cover models. You can enter your photo in the Orvis Cover Dog Photo Contest tuhday! By the way, it’s not all about the vanity. All proceeds from donations go to fight canine cancer. Photo winners appear on the Orvis Dog Book (above!) and $500 gift cards :)

//And ’cause fightin canine cancer is a good thing//

Look! There’s a Space!

“G’wan, punch it, before somebody else grabs it!  What are you waiting for — a blessing from the Pope?  I swear, if you had even one ounce of initiative, you wouldn’t still be assistant manager at 42, you’d be a podiatrist like your brother… the man I could have married, I’d like to remind you!”

Ya know, I don't think that radar detector is conspicuous enough...

I don’t think that radar detector is conspicuous enough, J.R. S.

Wear Him Off, Keyboard Cat!

Now that Keyboard Cat is ready to play itself off to the Dusty Shelf of Internet Memes (say hello to Numa Numa Kid, won’t you?), relive its glorious fifteen minutes in the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” t-shirt, a parody of the “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt, thus cloaking your torso in an endless self-referential vortex of kitsch.

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Vulnerabuhls, Definish of

Vulnerabuhls, ADJ., VUH-L-NER-AH-BUHLS
A Refreshing, free, pose. Usually exposing snorgling access.

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Kimberley R. provided it.

Summertime perspiration? Blot with this hamster

Got hot, summer vaypahs? There is nothing like blotting your schnozzle with this powder puff ham.

Need extry absorbancy? Also comes in chinchilla.

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I declare, Hottopiccasey!

No napping in sunbeams for Cranky McCrankersons

No sunbeams!

They hurt my eyes!

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My precious blue eyeballs!!!

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I’M MELTING!!!

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Turn this light OFF!

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I’m getting my whiskers in a bonche!!!

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You say Rule #40, I say “Nyerhe!”

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Hey Sender-Inner, may I suggest SPF 145?

He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?

Pleeeeeease, Mom?  I promise I’ll take care of him, and clean up after him, and help him with his geography homework, and buy him video games, and get him into good schools, and teach him to drive, and start a trust fund for college, and…

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Awesome babysitter, Alex B.

Cute? …or Not Cute?

Cute: Two affectionate anteaters enjoy a tender moment together.

Not Cute: Two Siamese cats have a little accident with the Krazy Glue.

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Look-a-like: Kitten Crowe

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Excellent new CATegory, Monica and Monica’s boyfriend who had the idea in the first place

Maru’s Moving Experience

Maru’s owner is packing to move, and this provides a target-rich environment for the container-obsessed Maru. Some highlights:

0:20: In the dense jungle, Maru tragically encounters the Venus Cat-Trap, a carnivorous plant that swallows its victims whole…
0:38: … and then spits them back out again.
0:56: Up next on The History Channel, a look back at the classic Coney Island Fun House, with its treacherous rotating drum.
2:34: Maru reenacts the classic Monty Python “16-ton weight” gag.

Spotted by Maru-ologist Tanguera.

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