It Was the Duck, I Tell You!

You gotta believe me! There he was, thrashing your favorite sofa! Well, I wasn’t about to let him get away with that, so I grab the phone book, and start pounding him! But then, outta nowhere, he pulls out this weed whacker and shreds it! It was all I could do to get it away from him, too! I’m, ah, sure it’s here somewhere…

Reasons To Sleep Where You Eat

1. When you wake up, breakfast is ready.
2. When struck down by food coma, you are already in bed.
3. Leftovers can be rolled in for an aromatic facial.


Ant serves up yet another delectable morsel.

Oh, What a Hangover

First, Uncle Larry makes a toast. So we drink. Then Cousin Harold makes a toast. And we drink. Then Aunt Edna, then Grandpa Ignatz, then idiot brother Norman… Now I feel like I got a ten-ton weight on my head, and I can’t lift it!

Sandra Y. says: “I thought I’d send you a picture of my chihuahua mix after a long day of my wedding festivities. She was so tired that she didn’t even care about the petal on her head (and she can’t stand anything touching her head).”

Buddha Pup

Encourage your inner development of peace and happiness.

Respond to difficult situations with a positive or peaceful mind.

Thanks for the reminder that any species can be a spiritual teacher, cuatrok 77!

I’m All Ears

So glad you could drop by. I’m just hanging out, wearing a t-shirt, you know. Tell me how you are; I can’t wait to ear all about it.

Where can we get one, Helene S.?

Well, we’re done. [Hands clapping in ‘finished!’ motion]

A dog.

A kitten.

And a fox.


We can shut down the Internets now. All done! This image via MobileMeeshe, via Alexandra K.

Fluffty Shades of Grey

Whaaat? Uh, why’s everbuddy snickerin’ at me?

Tyson is a book we would love to cuddle up with, Tiffany!

Hot Enough for Ya?

Oh, tell me about it. Why, it must be almost forty degrees out today!

I know! I almost don’t feel like romping playfully! I said “almost.”

Via HuffPo via Buzzfeed via Tastefully Offensive via Thomas D. Mangelsen.

Fuzzy Science!

Hello Folks! It’s me, Dr. Fuzzbrain, with today’s scientifical tip! If you ever look at your carpet, chances are you will wonder, how old is it? Elementary my dears! All you do is count the growth rings. There is one ring for every year of your carpet’s life! Of course, to do this you must first chop the carpet down, as I have just done. Look out below!

Next time just give him a paper towel tube, jpockele.

We’d Lather Not, Actually

Do you expect me to talk?

Really? Your casserole dish? We can’t wait to tell everyone at the next pot luck!

Oh gosh! I’ve heard stories about this! Is this an alien abduction probe? Noooooooo!

OK you’ve had your fun. (shakes wet fur) Soon it’s going to be our turn! (shakes wet fur) Heh! (shakes wet fur)

Nothin’ better than squee-ky clean guinea peegs, ilovebutter!


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