Worse Than Polyester

He had seen some interior design catastrophes, but this was too much to take. A rattan kitty litter box? Clawse felt as though he had to put on a flowered muumuu just to do his business.

How long til he comes up for air, Anna T.

Someone has a banana bed! [singsong]

Banana-lover-and-eater Winnie has received a sweet ‘Nana Bed from an alert FourFour reader.

Thanks for coordinating colors with our website, Rich. Get YOUR custom ‘Nana bed here!

What do you mean? I have full bars

Corgi signal strength on left: good

Corgi signal strength on right: not so good

Another great submishe by Ant over at Ant’s Quality Foraged LinksGo puppies go by manyfires

More Drams

Get ready for more drama, People. [shaking head]

Dramatic Chipmunk started it:

Then the Surprise Kittens were all ‘nah-ahn';


Then Cupcake Dog was all ‘way':

And now, this hamster is just shocked:

Save it for your Mama, Alex “Danger” D.

Racc-a-nova

You do not know me—I am zee Spaneesh Raccoon from Costa Reeeca.

I watch you in zee night! No tango rabies!

Now I keees you weeth my schnozzle.

Sender Inner Philip C. was beguiled by this White-nosed Coati by amkhosla

Evil Plan #21235425

I shall clog the InterWebs…

With my ‘tocks!

Roborovski Hamster

cdrussorusso, I blame you for the slow… browser… today…

Dolores the Hot Head

You can’t come into my house!

Just try it – I’m the pufferfish of bunnies, Beeyatch!

Skedaddle, you damn meddling kids!

Jeesh, let’s not cross that cross-eyed bun again, Marine

Mastering the “I Miss You” Look

Having found a suitable human family, it is important to keep it on a short leash, as it were, by instilling a feeling of guilt whenever they leave.

Cultivate a wistful, far-away stare to display when your humans leave for work, bowling night, or any activity not centered around you. The use of barriers, like a window or chain-link fence, adds a touch of ironic pathos.

You're seeing a Cocker Spaniel on the side, aren't you?

Photo by ascappatura

Great. Another Wet Kiss.

Sweeet-eeee! Come and give your Auntie Ruth some smoochie boochies!”

Cavernous mug, Rachel B.

The Weigh-In

I may be heavier than some other girls, but I’m gonna work that Miss Bamboo runway. Even if I do have two black eyes.

You better work, Ursa P.

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