♪ ♫ One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong… ♪ ♫

OMG GET ME THE HAND SANITIZER STAT

Brittany F. make sure at least one olive is saved for tonight’s martini.

HEEEY!

Zoo Boise has reported a surprise birf of a cotton-top Tamirin. Apparently, the newborn’s mother was not visibly pregnant, and this little guy was all: “HEEEY! I’m here!” [See exact moment, below]

Via Pensive Gargoyle, Via  ZooBorns. Photo by Shawn Raecke/Idaho Statesman. More photos, videos and a Zookeeper interview over at Idaho Statesman.

Whatever You Do, Try Not to Look Delicious

At first, Egon was understandably thrilled when his pet-project, The Supersizer, finally worked.

But within seconds, he knew he had gone too far. Dangling from the chandelier and desperately trying not to appear swat-able, Egon reconsidered his math when he set the knob to “Freaking Colossal”.

Maybe he just has really tiny paws, Christina H.

Four Out of Five Puppehs Agree:

PomTrex™ toothbrushes provide superior oral hygene, for a dazzlingly cute smile!

small dog chews toothbrush

Remember to squee after every meal, Julie R.

In Her Defense, She First Tried Using a Chalkboard But Ended Up With Goosebumps

Listen lady, I’m all for learning how to read, but there has to be a better way than having me grip the beejesus out of Tango and Cash here.

Hope you’re wearing some kind of steel mesh suit under there, Suzanne D.

Slooow-Mooo Maaa-ruuu

Maru jumps! Maru yawns! Maru shakes water off after a bath! All in slow-motion! And the finale you’ll literally wait for—a kees.

Another of Ant’s Quality Foraged Links.

Meanwhile, at the Slumber Party…

“Oh, you guys are totally going to freak when you hear this, but Hannah told me she overheard Margot telling Phoebe that her brother Nick said that Zachary is like totally in love with Mary Ellen Blopchik who works down at the DQ…”

Best. Sleepover. Ever, Anita C.

I’ll Take a Whiskey Sour…And Hold the Sour

Aunt Edna always makes for an interesting holiday.

More eggnog, Sarah A.

And It’s Called a “Doughnut,” You Say?

…and yet, if I understand you correctly, it is in fact a baked product, and not a nut at all!  Most intriguing!  And the colorful objects scattered randomly about one side; these are the — what did you call them? — “sprinkles”?   Fascinating!

It’s a world of wonder, Ann S.

The Hard Sell

I’m bringing out the big guns, Poeple. I know our Cute Overload calendars are fabulous—but don’t take my word for it!

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