Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Thanks for the Grub!

"Dear Lord, bless this carrot, and its sweet, sweet orangey goodness, that thou hast seen fit to deliver unto us this day; and bless also my dear wife Mabel and our fourteen children, most of whom look like me; and my sister Enid, even though she moved to the colony in the nicer part of town and won’t talk to us anymore; and …"

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies...

From a million in-boxes to yours, courtesy new sender-inner Betsy B.

WIPE OUT!

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Well said, Linda Z. ;)

Simon’s Sister’s Dog is “Fed up”

From the fabu animator Simon Tofield who brought you the Simon’s Cat series, here is another installment ;)

Kim S. says all of Simon’s videos are here, and the official site is here. :D

This House Looks So Familiar…

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I just know I’ve seen this house before …

… oh yeah, now I remember:

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Encore Presentayshe: Baby Bun has Cat Mom

Laura W. didn’t see it the first time.

Chapter 27: Showdown in the Moonlight

Later that evening, Rosalie lingered with Hector on the veranda.  He was silent as usual, his lush brown eyes locked upon some distant horizon that only his heart could know.  She had learned not to disturb these moods, but tonight she yearned more than ever to reach him.

I feel I owe you people an apology:  Hundreds of posts since June...

"Please tell me what you’re feeling," she whispered.  As always, there was no reply, only the unblinking, haunted stare that masked untold heartbreak and madness.  Her aching for him was greater now than she had ever known, and slowly, hesitantly, she lowered her face to him.

...and I haven't dropped one F-bomb.  Maybe it's age, or upbringing...

It was only a flutter at first, a brief sensation as her lips brushed against his, but it felt like forbidden fire coursing through her entire body.  Drunk with passion, she pressed her mouth ever more urgently to his, desperately seeking some sign, some ray of hope that he hungered for her as well.

...but I owe you more than excuses; I owe you mean-spirited

But there was no hint of validation from his warm yet unyielding eyes, and Rosalie felt her passion turn to anger.  "Well, I hope you’re proud ofth yourthelfth!" she blurted.  "All thith thime I waitedth for you, praying thath you could thare my feelingth!  And now, ifth you’ll let go of my thounge, I’m leaving you fthorever!"

And I solemnly pledge to you that I will be more frick'in vulgar in 2009.

Pass the Kleenex, Molly C.

Wow, There’s A Book For Everything These Days

Apparently, you can now buy a book that tells you how to operate yourself.  And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Borders to pick up a copy of "The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Complete Idiots."

Wait -- I have to do WHAT in the bushes?

I see you’ve mastered "Sender-Innering for Dummies," Brandi W.

Where’s the ‘Aloofness’ axis?

Otherwise, this makes sense to me.

A+.

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You’re a Sender-Inner Kristin J.! YES!!!! More XKCD comics herrrrre!

Chiropractor House Call

[Doctorly voice] "Mr. Kitteh, you look pretty comfortabuhls. But you know what might improve your nap even more?"

[Snapping neck sound, followed by purring]

"Better, right?"

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Kimberly R.—he’s OK right?

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