This fine Caturday we bring you South African Animal Behaviorist Kevin Richardson. He runs animal private reserve and is accepted as a cub sitter:
Bon Apétit! Tonight we haf:
Salmon (Sssh, it’s really papaya!)
Tuna (Hee! Watermelon!)
Sashimi (No, eet’s really plum and zuh plum skeen!)
Ahi Tuna Steak (Watermelon again!)
Delmonico Steak (Keeding! Eet’s Portobello mushroom!)
Cheesecake (Cheese wis yogurt dollop!)
And don’t forget zuh carrot chopsteecks.
Oh and these bubbles? They’re strategically placed.
Carrie K. knows how to handle a VIP Nosicle like Hamlet.
…who bore a striking resemblance to our next-door neighbor, Mr. Lundquist.
Photo credit: Andrea Schaffer
Día tras día, Conchita bailaba frente al espejo. Ella espera con todo su corazón para realizar su sueño: Ser un bailarín en el programa televisivo “El Sábado Gigante.” *
* Translation: Day after day, Conchita danced in front of the mirror. She hoped with all her heart to realize her dream: To be a backup dancer on the television program “The Saturday of the Extreme Largeness.”
How many sidewalks must a duckling walk down
Before they get totally blown awaaaaaay
How many bricks must a Mom duck cross
Before she totally eats it too
Yes, how many times must the ducklings get tossed
Before they’re forever harmed?
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind
Apologies to Bob D. and Jennifer V.