Live Fast, Dye Young

Want the awesomest Easter of all time!? Forget hiding chocolate eggs, it’s ALL ABOUT multi-colored dyed chicks!

You will need:

1. Chicks in eggs
2. Syringes of non-toxic dye in Skittle-esque colors
3. A Sense of Humor as their feathers grow out

Psychedelic, Brenna M.!

The Circle of Life—could not be cuter!

Or should we say: “ANERRRRABLE!!!”

We really can’t get enough. Glurp!

Kronsche!

Snorf!

Delectabuhls!

What’s for dessert!?

Photos via National Geographic Best Most Delicious Photos of 2009.

The Eternal Struggle of Elmo vs. Schnauzer

That’s right, you furry red fiend — keep laughing. Mock me. I will have my revenge soon enough. Those batteries can’t last forever.

New Cute Overload iPad app!

Make Cute Overload SchnozzleTalk the FIRST THING you install on your new iPad this weekend!

1. Pick from dozens of animal faces including Maru, Winston, or Surprised Cat! (shown below)
2. Hold the iPad in front of your head and talk—a microphone picks up your voice and moves the mouth!
3. For smaller animal faces like chipmunks and stoats, try the smaller iPhone version! It’s insane!

Available from the App Store, THIS SATURDAY!

ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ǝʞıʃ pǝɯǝǝs ʇı

Man they do this every night, and they never drop anything. NEVER. It’s like a freakin’ silverware ballet up there. Just once, JUST ONCE, they could let me have some of the good stuff, you know? But noooOOOOOoOooo.

dinner_stalker

Well I’ve been watching that same Royal Wedding show these two old-fashioned lovey-doveys are STILL ooh-ing and ahh-ing over, while all the good noms are just sitting here, and you know, I have an idea… :twisted:

¿¿dʃǝH ‘osʃ∀

¡¡¡pooɟ ǝʃdoǝd ʎɯ ʇuɐʍ I ¡ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ᴎᴚOMS ǝʌ,pʃnoɔ I ¡ʇı ʇsɐʃq ɥO

¿ɥǝ ‘uʍop-ǝpısdn uǝʌǝ sʞɹoʍ sısʃɐʇsıɹǝd ƃuıɥʇ poo⅁ ˙oʇoɥd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɐʌɹ∀ oʇ sʞuɐɥ⊥

Introducing a new category: Cocks ‘n’ Cracks

A new category you’re sure to love!

No need to thank us… Just enjoy!

Great idea Carrie W. and Elizabeth D. We owe you bigtime.

“Rear Gear” ‘Tock Covers—Coolest Product EVAR?

FINALLY! A cheerful solution to delightfully cover your favorite pet’s un-manicured ‘tocks!

For a small price, you’ll see big rewards when you plaster every tush around you in Rear Gear! Designs like a Sheriff’s badge, a disco ball or bio-hazard symbol OMG!

Get yours now before the product, well, runs out! [Thumbs up]

Spanks to both Carrie W. and Elizabeth D. for the photo and forwarding the original link from San Francisco Chronicle.

Lair of Lop

backwards shirt

Just darling, Metz. ;)

[OK, OK, I’ll unlock the comments! :P – Ed.]

‘Shopped or Not? A Handy Guide

From time to time, readers claim that some photos on our site are digitally altered, or ” ‘shopped,” in the common vernacular. What they may not know is that all photos featured in this blog undergo a rigorous screening process designed to weed out such deceit, and assure the viewer of genuine cuteness.

For a glimpse into this process, let us consider the image below. The casual viewer may be quick to declare this a forgery, pointing to the curious lack of shadows beneath the squirrel’s paws. However, this can be easily explained by the clouds in the background diffusing the sunlight. Verdict: Not ‘shopped.

In this comical scene, the meerkat on the left appears to have been stretched to a height taller than the others, and it’s tempting to believe that it has been cloned from the similar meerkat on the right.  However, a closer inspection of their faces and hand positions reveals that they are unique. Verdict: Not ‘shopped.

Finally, let us turn our attention to this scene of urban chaos. Sharp-eyed viewers will note that an overturned vehicle in front of the cat has been duplicated in reverse just to its right. In addition, the cat’s front paws are too far apart to hold the taxicab, which has obviously been substituted for a much larger vehicle, such as an ambulance or FedEx truck. Verdict: This looks ‘shopped.

Credit: Squirrelzilla by Genista. Meerkats submitted by Victoria M.

Knitting Cheetah Says

…Lavender is a wise choice for a unisex Baby blankie.

Happi Birthday, by Sø Uиіque ˣ Baya3it alWáяd was sent in by Natalie B.

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