“It’s a somewhat creepy live action Simon’s Cat!
“… Aaaand, one-two-three, grin-two-three… C’mon, ladies, work that smirk!
Photo credit: sakanami
Greetings, programs! Time for this week’s look at the newest, thumb-thrashinest video games, and up first it’s Super Mario Ultra Kitty Cart Turbo (Wii, $45.99).
A disappointing entry in the SMUKC franchise, this “Turbo” is anything but, combining sluggish controls and limited speed with a loud 16-bit soundtrack that’s so 2003 (cubicle monkeys, dial it down before you press play). Rating: Two stars.
Ya wanna play Pong, Lennart K.?
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Kittens are (literally!) standing by!
Call now, won’t you? [head tilt]
Grandpa, when I grow up will I get dreadlocks in my ears too?
Bear hugs, Shari E. Photographer Paula Longshore
Theriously, I was all ouch-ooch-ooch-ouch walking on the sand, and then I sit down, and I’m thinking “hey, do I smell fried chicken?” and it’s me!
Photo credit: auburnxc
Wakey-wakey eggs and bakey.
Deer God, I hope that’s my mother behind me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who you callin’ a gazelle.
If someone would please remove these roller skates from my feet, I’ll get up and walk away gracefully.
I am much, much prettier than you.
What do you call this magical land where rubber duckies inexplicably fall from trees?
Sender-inner Emily B. writes: I’m working at a whitetail deer ranch this summer, and we’re bottle-raising all the doe fawns. So far we have 46 fawns on the bottle. They’re all incredibly cute, pushy, and they’re all named: The pictures of the fawn in the grass are of His Majesty, who we’ve been nursing back to health. He’s a spoiled brat, but he’s so small and fuzzy that he gets away with a lot; the staring one is Eowyn (she’s a little crazy); the two curled up next to each other are Diana and Wren; and finally, the brand spanking new baby is Clementine being licked clean by her mama, Trey.