Why thank you, Ms. Poehler

Picture 7During Jimmy Fallon’s recent “Internet Personality Test”, he asked Amy Poehler “What’s your favorite website beside your own?” Her answer? [drum roll]
Us truly!

The feeling is müche, Amy. We wouldn’t miss a single episode of Parks and Recreation or SCARECROW BOAT. Don’t even get me started on Arrested Development. Amy is also in chahge of the site SmartGirlsAtTheParty

Pikachuuuuu!

If you recall the rift that was the Jerboa Issue of 2007, Rule of Cuteness #15 was amended to include OVERSIZED ears as well as small ears. This important clarification is obvious in the following instructional movie:

Sender-Inner Cristal G. wants one of these Pygmy Jeraboas. For scientific studies only of course. More Jerboa action here.

Fosterlingks

The question is… If you were to foster some kittaynes, WHAT would it look like?

We have the answer for you! HERE:

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Ashok N. thinks you should consider it. It’s kitten season after all..

From The Cute Farmer’s Almanac

With the approach of Summer, be sure to check your Kitten Trees for the first fruit of the season.  Normally, the Kitten Tree will produce in mid-June, but occasionally a few kittens will drop early, and should be promptly harvested before they become confused and moldy.

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They look ripe to me, Margaret S.

Is the long weekend over? Zzzzzzzz.

Is the long weekend over?

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Is the weekend over?

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Is the weekend over?

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Is the weekend over?

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Throw some ‘tocks on the barby

I know you’re all busy out there barbecuing and slurping your Miller Genuine Drafts. Can you throw some ‘tocks on the barby for me? I like ‘em pink in the middle.

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Jan W. I need some Bearnaise dipping sauce too…

Finally, Your Prayers Are Answered!

At last, the wait is over for our thousands of readers who’ve written over the years, demanding to know: When are you going to show a man and a dog doing squats to Beatles music while Jeno’s Pizza Rolls bake in the kitchen? There. You’re welcome.

Feel the burn, Phillip P.

Have a productive Memorial Day

Whether you’re remembering brave folks who gave their lives for their country or stuffing your schnozzle into a toilet paper tube, we wish you a productive day.

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Penny the hedge brought to you by Ginny L.

THIS JUST IN! Pillow Gives Birth!

Sender-Inner Jim S. came home to find a collared Boston Terrier being born in his living room! By the looks of it, the father must be an ottoman.

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This Is Not a Pup Smoking a Pipe

Alas, it is merely the image of a pup smoking a pipe.  We post it to illustrate the paradox that confronts us: Even as we seek the essence of Teh Qte, we attain only its effigy, captured in an imperfect medium that robs our senses of the nuance of sound and touch: The wagging of the tail; the satisfying feel of a skritchy-scratch under the chin; the glance of recognition at the phrase “who’s a good boy, then?” or as the French would say, “Oo ees zay goot boy, zen?” Indeed, it was René Descartes, a leading light among the French philosophers, who would probe the boundaries of Man’s attempts to reconcile the worlds of the real and the ethereal, seeking the underlying truth behind the contradictions of our fruitless quest to…

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Kate D., it’s been Magritte pleasure to post this Flickr image for you.

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