A ‘Tocktober Tease, If U Please

Next Wednesday is ‘Tocktober First. As usual, we’re presenting 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks! So stock up on some meelk n’ Oreos- the new Pumpkin Spice are killer BTW- take a PC day, then fire up the ‘puter and check out OUR ‘Tocks.

So to speak.

Here’s a preview of what you can expect!

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“Hi Cute Overload! It always makes my day to get a photo on your site. This little guy I met at a gas station in Utah while on a road trip back in ’02*. I thought his ‘Tock Wrinkles might be ‘Tocktober-worthy anyway.” -Carina M.

[*Note- there is no expiration date on ‘Tock Shots. -Ed.]

Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

With their yearlong, multimillion-dollar divorce nearly finalized, Francis and Foofy Finklestein divide their remaining property: three boxes of paper clips and a Yanni CD. Winner gets the paper clips.

Meanwhile, Melanie Boogerwiper confronts shady blackmailer Emil von Waffle, who claims to have photographic proof that Melanie once owned an entire set of the “Police Academy” movies.

And in a secluded room at the No Names Please Motel on the edge of town, forbidden lovers Lance and Sheila engage in a stimulating discussion on the unknowable nature of the cosmos…

Via Petteri Sulonen.

Flashback Friday: “Le Chien Concierge, 1926″

Translated from French to English, we get “The Dog Caretaker, 1926.” Original photo by André Kertész.

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Cuteporter Vajda B. sent this one in.

SQUIRREL!

cleobigeyesI bet we can all guess what’s on Cleo’s mind. She just wants to PLAY with Mr. Sqwerl, that’s ALL.

“This is my cat Cleo immediately following the dreaded “Cat stuck in loops of a paper shopping bag” incident. There were stairs involved. Thanks a lot Zara.” -Mandy.

Halt, Hoomin! Who Goes There?

WP_20140214_006[Either give us noms or the password. If we don’t get one or the other- fast- I’d say g’nite to Gracie, then tuck that tail ‘tween your legs and head back to the living room from whence you came.]

“These are my 2 girls, Mable and Gracie positioned well on my kitchen island/table where they anxiously await treats. Mable on the right has a great pair of UGG boots.” -Kim M.

Gonna Need Some Clean Up On That Window Sill

(Great Batman collar, right? That might be ’cause his name is BRUCE WAYNE!)

What Do U Get When You Combine An Owl Nest & A GoPro?

Well, you get this!

OK, Willya Look At That Little Fuzz Head

image003Saturday, August 30, the first Chilean Flamingo chick of the season was born at the San Francisco Zoo. The Zoo says there are now a total of four new fluffy white chicks in the Flamingo rookery. “A successful breeding season indicates that the flock is healthy and happy,” said San Francisco Zoo Curator of Birds Dominick Dorsa II. “We’re so excited about the hatching and look forward to getting to know each of our adorable new arrivals.”

Extreme Shrimp Makeover

Welcome back! Before the break, we met Walter Warblewump, an accountant from off the coast of La Jolla, CA. Walter’s fashion sense was drab and conservative, and he felt he needed a new direction…

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So our crack makeover team went to work. A change of clothes, new contact lenses, and some accessorized feelers… and just look at Walter now!

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Top photo via William Warby.

You Know Your Pillow’s Too Big When…

… you walk across it and have to stop halfway for a nap.

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“I was fostering a puppy for the SPCA. She was kinda small,” says Redditor twentygreen.

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