You probably don’t recall the very first time you experienced snow. Most likely, it went something..like..this. (Speakers up.)
Spotted this video on Tastefully Offensive. They say this is Tsubasa-kun The Penguin, showing off some mad soccer skillz at the Matsue Vogel Aviary Park in Shimane, Japan. And that’s fine. But..we ran the YouTube text through the trusty Google Translate, and got:
It was held the football World Cup Brazil tournament. In order to support the Japanese representative in Matsue Vogel Park, the Samurai Blue uniforms and we have a walk dressed. Meanwhile, I was taken with exceptionally great show playing penguin videos because we (the name is Tsubasa-kun!!) stomach.
When you’re born short and squatty, you gotta do what you gotta do, if you wanna take a look at the big world out there!
[Ma, this is the most funnest ride I’ve EVER been on! Let’s do it again OK? OK? Ma, are you listenin’ to me??] (Reddit.)
[However, it’s really cold out here, and being a Bun, I love carrots. And your nose IS a carrot. I think you can tell where this is heading.]
[I know, I know, Santa didn’t bring you the Xbox you wanted. Maybe next year, K?]
Arne spotted this Big Bear Hug in Churchill, Canada on The Telly. Photo by Alexey Tishchenko/HotSpot Media.