Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I … ah, the heck with it.
Early psychiatric researchers encountered many new syndromes for which they were unprepared, but none stranger than the case of Mrs. Elsie Fizzgibble of East Bleen, MN, who could not be cured of her belief that she was Noah’s Ark.
Too by too much, Sankyo P.
Will you please check out this junior McElephant seal in all his short-whiskered, head-tilting, neck-rolled awesomeness:
That is some SUPER BLORP action, Mari F.
The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.
The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.
The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.
Damning proof that this blog is going downhill: Actual uncensored video of a dog playing with itself. (Not safe for work; parental discretion advised)
Yet another quality foraged link by Ant.
It’s cruel. I mean look at how traumatized “Carrots” and “Coconut” are!
Oh the sufferingks! Enough is enough! No more “Sugar” or “Oreo”! No more “Pfefferneuse” or “Wasabi!” [Drool]
There, there little kittens [nibbles ear], it’s [leeck], gonna be OK NOM NOM NOM!
We’re ready for some serious eats, Gregory B.!
(“I’m dreaming of a mountain of tuna, next to a stream of fresh, delicious meelks.”)
(“I’m dreaming of platters of warm stuffing, made from the finest, softest cotton.”)
(“Mghrrph drghtrfl urf ig flurrpth, thrh igh churlth dtheath argle pthrrth.”)
Another quality foraged link by Ant.
If a hamster stares at you and thinks evil thoughts, you will turn into stone. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
Dogs evolved from lobsters. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
Hedgehogs know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
We never get awesomely cute pictures from Hannah, Chief Sister Officer, or Reem B. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement