Urban Cammeowflage

I’m just tiny and harmless. I think I’ll just blend in and stay out of the way here today.

We usually post cute kittens, not doorsteps, Neal.

Monkey’s Scope Trial

Yep, this turned out to be a primo panhandling spot. Plenty of tourists, lotta cash, and all I gotta do is flash ’em that sad soulful look that says “what, you can drop a hundred yen to stare at Mt. Kitayama for three minutes, but you can’t buy me one lousy banana?”


Spotted in Kyoto, Japan, by Flickr user Noel Reynolds.

Hamventure

It all started one spring morning when young Hamkid set off in search of new adventures.


It didn’t take long before Hamkid was slightly startled by a Gentle Giant.


Oh please don’t eat me Gentle Giant!


To his great surprise the Gentle Giant gently set Hamkid upon its knee and offered him a snack.


It was then Hamkid understood the Gentle Giant was also young and looking for new adventures.

Hamkid realised out of all the adventures he could have, none would be as great as sharing them with a giant friend!

So they headed off together, to see what more was waiting for them over the horizon.


Boog and Hannah W. were last seen gadding about somewhere in Wisconsin!

Diary Of A Kitty Revisit

Dear Diary,

See picture.


Impending doom brought to you by Zoe (the cat) and Clara O.

Soooo Close

You’re lucky I’m outside this door. Or I would give you the biggest, slobberiest ZERBERT ever!


Antonio (Irish Setter) wonders what he’s missing, Marcel (kitteh belleh!) and Nastassia T.

Puppy Tales – Asher

There was once an Alaskan Klee Kai puppy named Asher. For miles around, people came to see him and admire his sweetness.


They cooed and awwwed at his antics, small size, and yes, his pure white eyebrows.

While Asher genuinely appreciated the love and admiration, there was only one person whose opinion meant something to him.


That person was his Abbie and they lived happily ever after. The End.

Limp And Lifeless?

Get your sproing and vigor back with Pronghorn. It’s easy to do if you follow these easy instructions. 1. Watch the video. 2. Run and jump. 3. Drink a bottle. 4. Repeat.

You will notice dramatic results immediately.

You might expect to pay hundreds of dollars for such a high quality program, but guess what? Pronghorn is totally FREE! That’s right, you can feel better at no cost to you.

Try it now, you have absolutely nothing to lose.


Fave Frame™


Results may vary. Bipeds rarely reach speeds matching quadrupeds. Consult your doctor before beginning any exercise routine. This is a product of Queens Zoo and Luke G.

Fear and Bathing

Ablutophobia – the fear of bathing. Symptoms: As soon as the water splashes you, your hairs automatically show where to put the water wings.


Hurley, Miniature Australian Shepherd at 7 weeks. Says sender-inner Hannah D., “It was bath time after a short over night hospital stay.”

Help I’m nauseous presents: So Cute It Makes Me Sick

Help remedies has partnered with Cute Overload to present the so cute it makes me sick contest. Post a photo of your cute animals, costumed babies, or romantic grandparents, to help’s Facebook page!

The most nauseatingly cute item, creature, or thing will be celebrated here on cute, and rewarded with $500, t-shirts for you and your cutest, and a selection of help products. Photos that incorporate help, I’m nauseous (now available at target, in stores only) will get special attention.

Enter now the contest ends May 20!

Episode Twelve: Ambush!

Last week on The Adventures of Biff and Skippy, our heroes ignored the advice of Scoutmaster Bob and wandered far away from camp. Now, with nightfall fast approaching, the wayward brothers find themselves lost and isolated in the dreaded… Valley of the Cats.


The suspense is killing us, Hamish Darby.

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