Attention Marusketeers

M-A-R-U! Put your Maru hats on! Gather around. It’s Maru spending 30 seconds on his box habit!


Jorden C., I can’t believe I watched that…

Puppies dressed as kittens on Conan

Just when you think you can’t love Conan ANY MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO:

Tonight_Show_video_linkVia Sparkaru!

Your Guide to Evil Marketing

Lesson Twelve: When confronted with a truly challenging sales assignment, such as a Ponzi scheme, or cans of chemical-laced swill, the savvy marketer will reach for his secret weapon: The cute puppy.

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Simply by placing a cute puppy in your advertisement, you will reduce the brains of your readers to a quivering puddle of Tapioca, rendering them helpless to your diabolical suggestions.

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Musssssst … haaaave … Pepsi, … Amber S.

That’s 112 in dog years

16-year-old ‘Tyke’ was surrendered to a rescue for a second (and hopefully last!) time. Adopter Susan G. snagged his hiney right quick saying: “I am so lucky to have gotten him. You would never know he is such an old man.”

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BONUS: TriTongueHance!

three_big_tonguesOle Man photos by Megan G.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

Yep, juuuuust gonna take a nap in this hole here…

But something’s not working.

Oh well [Yaaaawn]

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

Stuart’s Moment of Brilliance was captured at the Minnesota Zoo by Carolina A.

I love, I love my calendar squirrel

You must have eet!!!

I love, I love my calendar squirrel
Yeah, sweet calendar squirrel
I love, I love, I love my calendar squirrel
Each and every day of the year.

It's no rocket pop but it will do.

Cute Overload Page-a-Day and Wall calendars NOW AVAILBUHLS. Licking Squirrelio Iglesias sent in by Zarina M. Lyrics are a blatant rip-off of ‘Calendar Girl’ by Mr. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeil Sedaka!

I don’t think this occurs in nature

At least, prolly not that often.

“Fennec fox gets a good scrubbin’ then leaves in a huff” was sent in by Alice W.

Bunday Nightcap

It’s 11PM on a Bunday. Will you come up for a… Bunday nightcap?

Come on… [beckoning motion]

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Stay for one more, won’t you?

[Turns on iPod to Smoove Moves Mix]

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Seductress Katrina L. says Pipi, Poopie, and Socky like their Johnny Walker Blue neat.

Toe-hawk nommed into submission

Dang hind-foot-toe-hawk!

Must… use… all… nommular powers to… nom nom nom NOM IT INTO SUBMISSION!

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[wipes brows with paw] Ah. Moshe betters.

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Vanessa D. says kitteh “Fleur” matches the carpet.

That’s right. Baby hammie with strawbeshie.

Have I told you all the one rule we have for accepting submissions onto the site? It’s simple really. If a photo (or video) elicits a squealing sound from our team of reviewers, it’s IN!

I give you exhibit A:

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And B:

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Sender-Inner Leila J. says: “Our office hamster, Peaches, is a bit of a trollop, and somehow managed to become impregnated and birth a litter of 11 without us noticing she was “in the family way.” It’s a happy-ending story, though, as she didn’t eat any of them and instead instructed them all in the worldly delights of noshing on fresh pattypan squash and strawberries. (related story: anyone want a hamster?)”

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