You Call Yourself a Mouse?

“Get with it, pal!  You’re supposed to scurry around so that I can catch you and look good for the food lady!  So make with the mouse-type behavior already!”

You want to break it to Mango here, James H., or shall we?

Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone

*Sigh* I hope Francine comes back soon; without those warm rays, my coloring is starting to resemble a loaf of sourdough bread.

Maybe you should outfit Buzz in a mini yellow rain coat, hat and galoshes, Kaytea P. and Jesse N.

A Different-Kind-of-Dog Fight

Well hellooooo, little birdies! Oh, do you see something you like…? Is it this delicious walnut? Too bad the tastiest treat on the planet is jusssst out of reach…

Oh my. OK, I did not foresee this seriously terrifying hopping and pecking. How about we go split-sies?

From overachiever, Marilyn T., via Mail Online

I Hate it When Clients Meddle

“Shouldn’t you be using a close-up lens?   The product really needs to stand out!  And how about backlighting it, for a halo effect?  Tell the model to stop covering up the logo!  Now, I’ve had an idea for the background, just thinking out loud here…”

It’ll look good in your portfolio, Khalid I.

Henrietta Pussycat, How Could You?

It started out harmlessly enough: an unexplained pair of booties here, an empty – and oddly small – beer can there…

But after continually finding various things askew after returning from long days at work, Mr. Rogers installed several security cameras around his neighborhood, never thinking he’d discover what he did:

The above digital c-prints, titled “Kitty City”, are from artist Tim Barber, and the above work was featured at the Fuse Gallery (warning: certain images on site NSFW)  in February 2009 as part of its Animalania Exhibit.

Thanks, Marilyn T., via My Modern Met.

He’s a Little Awkward in Uncomfortable Situations

I salute you, sir! Heh-heh, just kidding. Um, I’m actually quite uncomfortable here, and to say that there’s a yoga-like situation going on is really understating it. To be honest, I haven’t seen my left leg for days…so, a little help?

I suspect there are men at work on the situation, Tracy from Oz.

Every. Single. Time.

Did they love her? Sure. But Sally’s inexplicable need to hog the camera in every picture made for some pretty monotonous photo albums.

Giving snake eyes a whole new meaning, Shelley T.

So Long, and Thanks for Jumping Straight Into My Mouth

A clever dolphin stirs up the mud, and his pals enjoy the catch of the day.

“What is the picture you receive most often?”

I always get the question—”what picture do you receive more often than any other?”

The answer is simple; TWO CATS. Two cats doing something.

People are ALWAYS submitting pictures of two cats. Two cats chasing squirrels! Two cats who grew up as brothers and look at them now!, Two cats who were fighting but stopped for a moment to snuggle!—this site should be called TwoCatsOverload.com.

But this one is worth posting, Lauren D.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

According to the BBC, wildlife experts were stunned to witness a rare “divorce” among a pair of swans.  The birds, which normally mate for life, returned to a Gloucestershire wildfowl sanctuary — with different partners. Sanctuary officials hope the birds will resolve their differences on an upcoming Maury Povich.

Photo: Swan Heart by fmc.nikon.d40

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