|Announcer:||In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules…|
|Ferret:||Taste cute justice, evildoer!|
|Evildoer:||Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream)|
|Announcer:||This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner."|
"Oh, hi there! I’m just having my tips frosted with beeswax and crushed rose petals, and then I’ll be getting a mud pack facial with Navajo red clay flown in specially from Arizona. And after that, I go into the rock tumbler for 20 minutes with some vanilla bean and talcum powder."
That Mr. Rudolpho is simply a wizard with beeswax, Roar.
We all knew cats were self-cleaning, but this one even comes with a spin cycle. Kitty starts off moist, and ends up moist… and dizzy.
Whoa, make the room stop spinning, Hlavinkas
In honor of Valentines Day, we show Winston with his beloved bananas.
Rich of FourFour, you justify my love!