And now for something completely different: A raccoon with a pet ferret. Or maybe a ferret with a pet raccoon. Or a rerret playing with a faccoon. Or something.
Never plug bananas into an electrical socket during your bath. Keep them safely in the fruit bowl.
It’s perfectly safe to plug them in after your bath. I do all the time.
Jay likes fried bananas? Who knew, Christina V.!
One, two, three, four, ah declare a thumb warZzzzzz…
Ryan P. sent us this mousie morsel he calls, “Sleeper”.
… and over here’s where they’ll be building my pink, two-story plastic house overlooking the lake, with a swimming pool and grotto closer to the bluffs, and maybe a gazebo as long as it doesn’t block the view too much. Then over to the left, there’ll be a basketball court that converts to a hockey rink in winter…
We sooooo want to live there, Laura G.
OK Pupster, did you shred the throw pillows, chew the fringe off the rug and pull the curtains down?
We believe you Duane! Don’t we, Tamara K.?
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Jamie Lee A. says: “This is Wedge (Or Ruby Buzzknuckle, we haven’t decided.) She was found in a coworker’s engine block after a 45 minute drive from San Marcos to Austin. She prefers small spaces (like pockets and engine blocks.)”
WASHINGTON — The Federal Trade Commission today announced tougher guidelines aimed at pet stores, including stricter truth-in-labeling requirements.
Cocoa doesn’t look like a bad dog to us, Janet L.
Perky Kitty McPerkysons is perky. So you don’t have to be.
You can go back to bed now, Lindsay L.