He’s Not Here

Sorry, Mr. Schnozzlewozzle is out of the office on important business this afternoon. Would you like to leave a message?

Toby has awesome work habits, Sarah L.

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I’m going to walk on stilts in the circus, and climb stairs two at a time, and shop at Big & Tall!

For now, I dream about my future as a basketball star.

Emma’s legs go right up to her neck, Charles L.!

Buns ‘n’ Ammo

In the war against cat ‘n racks it’s been asked how much ammo will I need?

Lots. Lots more ammo.

Bunnies are highly com-bust-able. When loading your rack it is important to be seated comfortably.

Always keep a large stockpile of ammunition. With bunnies this should not be too difficult.

Tessa R. rescued a nest of 8 cottontail bunnies. She named the little ladies man, Lazarus.

Now I’ve Got You!

(Nnngh!) Are you going to (mnnph!) come peacefully, or (urrgh!) should I get tough?

Found on Reddit by Ant!

Caturday Redonkulousness Continues

Alert Cuteporter Jack B. saw this new addition to the “Chick ‘n’ Kit” series just published. Oh please, you have got to be kidding me with those chickular belly nuzzles. Check it:

Are You My Mother?

Yes. Yes, I am.

I knew that, mama, I was just checking.

You are not a hen. You are not a dog. You are not a boat. You are not a snort. You are Ant!


OK, so then this happened…

No Way! Way.

Peeps! Is this for realios? Or for playzies?

What in the world, Chief Sister Officer? Sorry NOMTOM, we don’t have a “creepy” tag.

The Misadventures of Cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe! Destroyer of desktops!
Pilferer of plush ponies!
Cantaloupe! Naughty nosher of nutritious nuts!
Cantaloupe! Calamitous copper of cleverly-crafted cloth cactii!




A Concerned Look

Micah W. says this pic of his pup Iggy is the definition of “puppy dog eyes”.


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