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Three Mini Winstons!
March 6, 2009 by
Look! This is what Winston might have looked like before he became all banana-eating and crotchety!
Josh N. Thank you for the flashback.!
You’ve Got a Bit of Teeth Stuck in Your Food, There
March 5, 2009 by
"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"
"Ah, that’s better. Does anyone have a moist towelette?"
Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."
I Saw This in a Cartoon Once
March 5, 2009 by
"Dude, check it out: First, I sit in the bowl for a while, and let the dog see me. Then I get out, and the dog thinks I’m being baked into cookies! (chuckle) Stupid noob falls for it every — hey, what’s that whirring noise?"
Timing is everything, Diane D.
Behold the Fearsome Predator
March 4, 2009 by
On the vast arid plains of the Serengeti, the silent and deadly jaguar awaits his prey.
Victim in sight, he creeps slowly forward, his mighty paw raised for the killing stroke… and then…
WHUMP! "Oh, hi boss! I was just, ah… walking around the yard, minding my own business… you know, thinking about stuff… and definitely not stalking you, honest, I would never do that."
Rare jaguar cub born last year at Huachipa Zoo in Lima, Peru. Details here.
My Private Torment
March 3, 2009 by
"I’ve tried to quit, honestly, I have. Twelve-step programs, hypnosis, patches, pills, ointments, you name it. But then I’ll be out with the boys at a party, and someone starts passing around a… a… chicken, and it starts all over again."
You’re such an enabler, Kathleen C.
Is it Spring Break Yet?
March 3, 2009 by
…now as you can see, if we conjugate the hypotenuse along the lateral preamble parallel to the esophagus, we can retract the dangling participle near the soliloquy of
WILL SOMEONE WAKE UP JENKINS!?
Sender-innered by Da Megster her own baaaaaaaaaad self!
YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED MARINE BIOLOGISTS!
March 3, 2009 by
“I’m marrying him Mother. You can’t stop me.”
March 2, 2009 by
“Sure, he’s a little cold, but he’s BIG and he’s green and he’s MINE!”
Just let her go, Emily D. H. [eye roll]
