We Need to Talk

Listen, we both know this hasn’t been working for a while. We’ve been drifting apart for some time, and well…there’s someone else. You can’t be surprised. I mean, what did you expect? He gives me everything you wouldn’t – namely, table scraps.

It's not you, it's me...OK, it's you.

Ouch, Sarah V. Photo by Elizabeth V.

Now serving: Kitten in a Blanket

Piping hot out of the oven. Would you like Chablis or Chardonnay with this morsel? [serving in your general direction]

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This is the Overload, Kristen H., you can have a glass of each.

Hey Vet, UR doing it wrong

The cone is supposed to go the OTHER DIRECTION!

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Jay “The Tongue” Papillon before his surgery and teeth cleaning, from Christina V.

The Nosevember lobby is coming on STRONG

The votes are neck and neck in the Nose-vember v. Nom-vember Poll. We haven’t seen chaos like this since the raging debate on “Muzzlepuff” versus “Muzzle-powsche”  in late ’07. The Muzzlepowsches won. Please cast your vote, because every stoat counts.

Do not be swayed by the aggressive, nosey members of the Nosevember lobby:

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This message was paid for by Giraffe, Zebra and Pushy Icelandic Horse Schnozzles For Nosevember, Erin M. and Susan W.

Nose-vember or Nom-vember? I can’t decide!

WE MUST CHOOSE!

First there’s Nose-vember, our traditional homage to the month of schnozzles:

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But then Sender-Inner Ann W. challenged us to consider “Nom-vember!” In light of recent nom-tastic posts, I am tempted to try this NEW DIRECTION!

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But we must hear from you first! Thoughts!?

Got a better idea? Put eet in the comments, Punk!

THIS JUST IN: iPup!

Spooky! Slide to unlock! Slide to unlock!!!

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Via Chief Sister Officer and Paul S.!

Night of the Living Meerkats

Over here, guys!  Brains!  Braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnns!

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Braiiiinnnssss?  BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!

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Sorry, no more braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsss…

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From Halloween at the Bristol Gardens Zoo.  Photos by Matt Cardy/Getty Images.

You’re Trick-or-Treating in That?!

Pffthht — er, I mean, it’s very, um, distinctive. I especially like the way the silver lamé tutu complements the spaceman helmet.  And the corrugated-tin epaulets with the pink satin trim make a very, um, interesting statement.

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So you run along, get lotsa candy, etc.  You’ll be back early, I assume. (snort, pffht!)

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Evil never looked so garsh-darned adorable, Eden B.

Blooming Doom

Authorities believe the photographer is also the owner of these cicadas pugs. She has not been seen since this photo was taken, and with the petals found ditched on the side of the road, police are fearing the worst.

I'm Mugsy. That's Bugsy. You don't get no hugsy.

Halloween is a dangerous day.

Photo from Boston.com, via Josh N.

Three Heads Are Cuter Than One

It’s Halloween, and time once again for examples of costumed pet redonkulousness, courtesy BuzzFeed.  A few favorites:

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Why is this iPhone costume scary?  Because it’s in … a dead zone (ooooo-WEEEEE)!

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Now when he was a puppeh / He nevah thought he’d see / People put a hat on him / Just like a boy king…

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