Are your ears hairier than your head? If so, then Cheesy Toupee’ is for you!
Scene: Smooth Operators Call Center.
11:00 Perky Receptionist, manicuring nails, notices the boss never came in.
1:00 Instantly realizes, “No boss!”
2:00 Immediately buzzes Operator 1, “No boss, pass it on!”
Check it! Simultaneous miniature slurping and ‘Pppbbbbffft!’ action!
This just in: TONGUEHANCEMENT:
We are closing in on 50 Rules, Miriam Sssssssth.
Seriously, what does it look like? I can’t see a damn thing.
It’s like a Q-Tip with a mouth, Winn S.
Check out this super “Ehn!” action:
Gozo fetching his ‘duck’ brought to you by Beth L.
Litterbox, this is Pied Piper… Pied Piper calling Litterbox, are you receiving? Target just left for walkies at oh-nine-thirty, heading due north up Central Avenue… ETA your checkpoint in four minutes… get the water balloons ready…
Kittens are so good at covert ops, Guadalupe C.
1887: The fledgling Ringling Brothers Circus first comes to national attention when it debuts “The Amazing Floofini,” the first bunny to be shot from a cannon.
That’s a good-looking mug, Martha J. And the cup’s pretty, too.
Via DListed, my other favorite blog.
O blessed coffeemaker, benevolent bringer of caffeine, whose warmth elevates our speech above the level of prehistoric guttural mumbling, whose full-bodied flavor makes open our eyes that we may locate our desks without stumbling into the supply closet again, let thy mountain-grown richness flow into our veins, so that we may endure the weekly all-hands meeting without slumping into a coma…
[slurred, indistinct acknowledgement of submission], Kelly M.
At last, Science develops a hot dog with no mysterious ingredients!
Hold the ketchup, Kristen K.