Oh Stop Showing Off

69, …70, … ….71, 72. Wow, 72 Elvis sightings so far today.


Where’s Marty Feldman? This is a Long-eared owl, by Attack of the Cute.

Results Are In!

I can fit your whole face in my mouth.


This may not be the best way to introduce yourself to new people, D13Coates!

From the Museum of Unnatural History

Recent excavations have led paleontologists to a controversial new theory: Dinosaurs were wiped out by a proto-species of giant house cat, Kittysaurus Rex.


Via Imgur.

Dancing Queen

You can dance
You can jive
having the time of your life

Sea that girl
livin’ marine,
Beluga the dancing queen


This underwater disco via Cutest Paw.

Kitibank

Making deposits is fast and easy with Kitibank. We have more convenient ATM* locations all over town, open 24 hours (excluding litter box breaks).

* Adorable Token Manipulator

Friday Haiku: Spas

The final frontier

Where no monk has gone before

Say. it. like. Shatner.


It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.

1 REALLY big SNORF comin’ up.


Snorferriffic, FreeFunnyClips.

Now Playing at the Iglooplex 13 Cinemas

Every year, guided by an ages-old instinct, they return here to the harsh wastes of Antarctica. Nobody knows why. Now, for the first time, Penguin Pictures explores the mystery of their epic journey in March of the Documentarians. For months, one intrepid film crew lived among these exotic creatures, gaining their trust, learning their ways — and finding the answers.


Photo by David C. Schultz. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Aw, Meelk Bar’s Cwozed

See, honey? Munch-munch, grass is good. Munch-munch, yummy grass. Munch-munch, mmmm tasty. Gggak ergh awk, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Urkkk!


So maybe that’s why donkeys make that ee-aw sound, Sam

No, Mr. Bond…

(Strokes chin thoughtfully with tail)…I expect you to die!

Reddit submish by Kronson, and totally stole borrowed the 007 bit from commentator “Joe The Bob.”

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