Petite, Plump, Prosh Ponies

Grab your biscuits and clotted cream, ‘cause these tiny English ponies are about to GET ALL UP IN YOUR HIGH TEA

I love how they’re all about eating too much and stuff, Juliette E.

Try the “Ears Only” Diet

Peeps, it’s a well-known fact that popping 1 pound of bunny goodness in your mouf will instantly make you gain 10 pounds.

So only indulge a little—ears only:


What bakery made Caitlin’s bunny, Tricia R.?

And Don’t Come Back!

That’s right!

Don’t make us come down there and whip your butt! [shiver]


Photo by Flickrer Todd.

Side Eye Alert!

I do yoga every day, meditate regularly, get frequent massages and plenty of sleep. But still, I wanna smack somebody.


See, it’s nothing purrsonal, Liza V.

Do tell…

It’s all over between Purrsilla and Bartholomew.

She told me that you told her that I told you not to tell her what she told me.

Don’t tell her I told you that she told me what I told you not to tell her.


Alley Cat Rescue in Brentwood, MD. Photo by Kylie R.

True-Life Tales of Cuteness!

Ann W. testifies: “My friends and I went camping at The Shades State Park in Indiana. During our four-hour hike through the Sugar Creek Ravine, we came to the river. So we sat and rested. As my friend Jamie sat on a rock, she set down her water-proof case on adjacent rocks.

“Moments later, a tiny McToaderson hopped under her case and made it his own cave! The McToaderson was so grateful for her shade providing, he hopped onto her hand so he could say hello! And yes, we squealed and sat in awe of his bleeneyness. We then put him in a shade spot near the water and continued on our hike. Good-bye, Mr. McToaderson!”

TOAD-HANCE:

 

Say “Aaaaaaaah”

OK. (together) “Aaaaaaaah.”


Special thanks to Bobbeh for this one.

Meow Mix

Match those beats
Spin those decks
Someone get Pauly D
To open for us


Jake H. requested this one.

I Put the ‘ehn!’ in Fence

Oh. Hey-lerrrrrrhe!


Apparently, this little prosh guy was inspired by other monkehs and kept attempting to scale the fence too. But it’s so hard! FENCE-HANCE:


Must…try!

Thanks to cake-maker Amanda I. for excellent cuteporting from Safari Niagara.

Sneaking out on Caturday night…


Only to get… NABBED!


BACK INSIDE THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY


You are NOT leaving this house WEARING STRIPES, Miriam S.! Sand kitteh photos by Tibor Jager. Story via Zooborns.

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