Quote of the day

"These are pictures of the cat that we found in our garden.

He was only two weeks old and his tail was bitten off.

We called (him) Apollo."

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Very well then, Sender-Inner Becky R.

Very well.

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Bad dream BAD DREAM!!!

DAMEET!

Via Failblog!

Three Mini Winstons!

Look! This is what Winston might have looked like before he became all banana-eating and crotchety!

Josh N. Thank you for the flashback.!

You’ve Got a Bit of Teeth Stuck in Your Food, There

"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"

... and, in conclusion, flurthph thrg mlurpth acth blurthppt!

"Ah, that’s better.  Does anyone have a moist towelette?"

That was the tastiest salad I ever disapproved of.

Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."

I Saw This in a Cartoon Once

"Dude, check it out:  First, I sit in the bowl for a while, and let the dog see me.  Then I get out, and the dog thinks I’m being baked into cookies!  (chuckle)  Stupid noob falls for it every — hey, what’s that whirring noise?"

INCOMING BLENDER AT THREE O'CLOCK!!

Timing is everything, Diane D.

Behold the Fearsome Predator

On the vast arid plains of the Serengeti, the silent and deadly jaguar awaits his prey.

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Victim in sight, he creeps slowly forward, his mighty paw raised for the killing stroke… and then…

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WHUMP!  "Oh, hi boss!  I was just, ah… walking around the yard, minding my own business… you know, thinking about stuff… and definitely not stalking you, honest, I would never do that."

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Rare jaguar cub born last year at Huachipa Zoo in Lima, Peru.  Details here.

“BLEEEECH!!!”

"This tuna tartare is…OUTRAGEOUS!"

Garfi-I Said "NO!!!", by E.L.A.

My Private Torment

"I’ve tried to quit, honestly, I have.  Twelve-step programs, hypnosis, patches, pills, ointments, you name it.  But then I’ll be out with the boys at a party, and someone starts passing around a… a… chicken, and it starts all over again."

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You’re such an enabler, Kathleen C.

Is it Spring Break Yet?

…now as you can see, if we conjugate the hypotenuse along the lateral preamble parallel to the esophagus, we can retract the dangling participle near the soliloquy of

WILL SOMEONE WAKE UP JENKINS!?

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Sender-innered by Da Megster her own baaaaaaaaaad self!

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED MARINE BIOLOGISTS!

PINK DOLPHIN OMG!!!1!!

More details here!!!

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Now, if only the ocean would turn LIME GREEN!!!

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