A House Derided Cannot Stand

Oh, the finger-pointing was rampant that day. Carl blamed Randolph for sloppy blueprints. Bernie said it was Lou’s fault for buying cheap materials. But they all agreed on one thing: next time, they would hire a licensed contractor.


Personally, Chi King, I think it may be all that bamboo consumption.

IT’S SO PEWWFEY!!!

Adorifying – adj. 1. Horrifyingly adorable!

We may have a new word for the CO Glossary, thanks, Ant.

Is There a Point to This Post?

If you get lost while at the zoo,
The one thing you must never do
Is ask a monkey, word for word
” ‘Scuse me, can you point out the bird?”


Flickr user jinterwas notes: “Golden lion tamarin at Apenheul, Apeldoorn, the Netherlands, making a well known gesture with its middle finger.”

A Princess. A Dark Lord. A Bad@ss Teddy Bear.

Boom!

What was that?! That was the Star Wars Universe, Expanded, again.


Inca (Princess Leia), Murray (Darth Vader), and Rocco (Wicket the Ewok), by Megan R.

The Tiniest Porker

He’s smaller than a cat, he can’t climb stairs! He just wants to be loffed.

Some folks have yet to meet the most anerabuhl house pig in the world. For those folks, here you go:

Mischa M. reminded moi about this one and it’s an overdue Encore Presentayshe™.

Traffic Jam Ahead!

OK everybody get in a line and start beeping. You know you want to!


COmmuter traffic is now in total gridlock, thanks to Kim B. at Coast and Canyon Wildlife

THIS JUST IN: Stackable Giraffes

Busch Gardens Tampa Bay got a holiday present of this baby reticulated giraffe, born on December 27. She’s 5 foot, 7 inches tall and weighs about 127 pounds.


Looks like she’ll fit in nicely, Jill R.

What’s Your Favorite Eye Color?

I hope you said, “Vital life-force-sapping-out of all humans in its proximity.”


I suddenly feel so naked! Riley (8 week old Australian Shepherd) owned by Mike S.

Top Ten Cutest Videos of 2011

Instructions: 1. Press play; 2. Go “awww”; 3. Repeat.

#10: Sleepy Puppy Talking
Sure, a talking porcupine is exotic, but this cute little pup has a bigger vocabulary. As sender-inner Brinke G. recommended, turn up your speakers for this one.

#9: Not Such a Hot Idea
Tired of the outdoor heat, Gus attempts a spur-of-the-moment home remodeling project, but his attempt to install an indoor pool hits a small snag…
#8: Cookie the Tickled Penguin
A number of commenters said that Cookie may have been feeling more amorous than tickled, but his giggling at the end of this video is cute all the same.
#7: Who knew? Pudú!
In which we meet the adorable Pudú, the world’s smallest deer. And then we meet the world’s smallest Pudú. And then we stare at the screen, helplessly drooling.
#5: Kittens! In! Bowls!
Always the innovators in cuteness, our friends the Japanese scientifically settle the question: If you put a bunch of bowls on the ground, will kitties want to get in them?
#4: Caution: Advanced Cuteness Ahead
OK, people, now we move on to the hard stuff. Surely you remember Cricket, the adorable feline fuzzball? Well, look out, here it comes again!
#3: Knut: A Retrospective
In 2011, the world said goodbye to Knut, the polar bear who captured their hearts just four years before, and his caregiver, Thomas Dörflein. Cuteologists paid their respects in this thread.
#2: Sloth’s Inaction
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Can your heart stand the low-speed, pulse-not-pounding excitement of these cute sloths? Thrill as they share a string bean! Gasp as they tip over with a stuffed toy! We’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!
#1: Just your Run-of-the-mill-kitten-dolphin-snorgle…
What a letdown. Here we go to all the trouble of compiling a list of best videos, and the number one slot goes to the same ol’ “kitten plays with dolphin” vid. I hate to complain, but some subjects on the Internet just get done to death, y’know?

The End of the World is Coming!

Will the world end in 2012?

Nonsense. Oh hold on a sec, what’s that object in the sky hurtling Earthward?

Aaauugh! The end is near! Enjoy the cute NOW.

“I kees you goodbye! Mwah!”

Cocoa says goodbye cute world! Do we have time to make a sandwich, Miriam S.?

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