Eat my dust, Mofos

Seriously.

Eat it. [Peels out]

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Hell’s kitten, BABY! Woooooooooooooooo! [grabbing on for dear life] See ya, Kelly!

Could you remove your buttocks from my face?

Pup #1: I’d appreciate it if you removed your ‘tocks from my cheek area.
Pup #2: Those aren’t pillows!
Pup #3: My neck is stuck in a crick now, thanks a WHOLE lot
Pup #4: I look like I have two tails
Pup #5: WAIT THERE’S A FIFTH PUP!?

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Margie, Gretel, Geni and Helen L., good luck with that napping posishe.

Tiny (hopeful) Escapee!

I may be teeny, but I am crafty, and I WILL get out.

[looks in two directions at once with googly eyes]

I think I see opportunity!


Lilly’s escape, originally uploaded by corlisspt.

Corliss T., Lilly looks a skosh dangerous. Just a skosh though.

Plain or sugar cone?

I’ll take one scoop/dip of Macaque Attack, please.

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Way to gerhe, Linda M.!!!

Jack Russell or Slug?

Um, slug. definitely mostly slug.

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At least he’s still part puppeh. Prolly gonna leave a slimey trail tho, Kathey K.

Oh bring it ON, Baby Macaque

We’re tough—we’ve seen this all before.

Sure—curl ALL your paws in at once. Just go right ahead. We can TAKE IT.

Those little nubbular ears? No problem, we can handle that toooo. [stops self while reaching out for a nom]

Oh and the eye capsules? piece of cake. [sound of twig snapping]


Sleeping Baby Macaque, originally uploaded by jasohill.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I wanna scoop him up and put him in an ice cream cone.

Softball Interview

Question: Hey Guys, what’s going on

Answer: We are but HELPLESS KITTEHS! We couldn’t POSSIBLY do more than lie here with our pathetic paws up and whine! No more questions! Our eyeballs can’t even focus yet—wait who is conducting this interview!? Do you have any meelks?

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Mark B., Huckleberry and Junebug are super prosh and stubbular

Don’t mind if I do

Oh yeah, happy wedding wishes and all that—CHIZZZZOMP!

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That little dude and OPEN WIDE, Jacqueline M. and Scott P.!

Tired Tornado puppeh that got nommed

Sender-Inner Ann W. describes her experience tonight staying in the local firehouse while tornado sirens went off:

“We arrived safe and sound and this distraught mother, 12 month old girl, her husband, and their puppy arrived shortly after.  The husband went out to get the puppy’s food and his daughter’s formula (once the sirens died down a bit).  I kept watch over the puppy while this poor woman took care of her little girl.  THIS is that puppy.  He was SOOO tie-tie… Check out that adorable muzzlepowshe (yes, I nuzzled it), those glossy shiny eyes, and those nommable ears– which I nommed.  And yes, we’re safe for now.  The tornado warning has expired for now, but we’re still under a watch.”

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Take care, Ann W.!
(Photo by DJCandiDout on DeviantArt)

One puppeh’s online profile

My Mood Right Now: Frisky!

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Surprising Fact: I DON’T eat my own poop. Ha. I would NEVER do that. Never have to worry about that one—heh.

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Occupation: Puppeh
Children:
Someday
Zodiac Sign: Leo (Ironic, isn’t it!? LOL) 

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Smoke/Drink: Sometimes.
Education: Some Pre-school

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Favorite Book: Entertainment Weekly

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Status: Swingle

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Sean A., I hope Curtis finds exactly what he’s looking for…