Try dancing with the planets. I cannot stress how difficult the Venus Waltz is!
Where’s Pluto when you need him, Soggydan?
I mean, it’s such an important work of literature… and that’s what I need to furnish my mind… important ideas, classic (yawn!) ideas… and it’s been on my to-do list for ages now… and I’ve been watching too much… TV lately… (yaaawn!) and did I mention it was important?… I really… just need… to… fin… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Jake T. fills in the backstory: “This is Mint-kun. He lives in Shimokitazawa in Tokyo. He likes dinosaurs but finds reading about them makes him very sleepy.”
What’s wrong puppy? You look like you have a case of the sads.
Everybody gets sad from time to time. Things will get better soon. Yes they will.
Would a hug help? Come on over here and get a hug. C’mon.
Look your tail’s wagging! Good job wagging that tail! Everything’s going to be OK.
Aw, now we feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Klearchos Kapoutsis.
While the dashing and dutiful Australian Sheepdog may be the go-to breed for the landlocked rancher, let us not overlook an equally cagy creature, the Pacific Coast Crab Herder. Ever alert and lightning-fast, this wily breed darts and dances, guiding its quarry ever closer to the ocean… into which it then disappears, leaving the poor chump to wonder what just happened.
What, you thought we were talking about the dachshund? Please.
Gee, and I had the drawn butter all ready, Diana P.
Wake up to the smooth proshness of Cup-O-Monkey™. Three adorable varieties: Marmoset, Tamarin, and Capuchin-o. Now caffeine-free (because quite frankly they’re jumpy enough to start with).
You wanna play pin the tail on the donkey with me?
Oh silly, you know that game’s a pain in the ass.
Mule never walk alone, klearchos kapoutsis.
It will if you serve Stack’n Snacks, for a balanced meal in every sense of the word.
Family game night won’t be the same anymore! An old classic board game just got better! With hamsters! Your very own hamster spins for you and moves up the ladders! No more hours and hours and hours of agonizing set backs!
Knibbel, the Russian dwarf hamster, is a winner, jpockele!