You’re having a better Father’s Day than this monkey

The primary responsibilities of Marmoset monkey Dads are to schlep the kids around, chomp through bark for midnight sap snacks, and teach  the kids manners (throwing poop joke here.)

These twinmarmosets were born last year at the Bronx Zoo to three-year-oldmom, Squirt, and seven-year-old dad, King. I think Squirt’s somewhere getting a mani-pedi right now.

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Thanks, Brinkie G.!

A Father’s Day tie? You shouldn’t have.

No really. You shouldn’t have.

Really.

No, no, I really like the pattern!

It’s great, Son, really.


sunny tie, originally uploaded by bnims.

No, no, thank you!


claude cat, originally uploaded by alienardo.

Just pass me a beer, Son.


Korbi wearing his tie 2, originally uploaded by jgd3.

Happy Father’s Day, all you tie-loving Dads out there. The Star Trek box set wasn’t available on Blu-Ray yet, so this is the next best thing, I swear.

An Eye for Annai

The adventures of Annai, a cartoon creature looking for… an eye. Will he ever find it!?

Sender-Inner sasha V. thinks this one is even better than the kiwi video. I’m inclined to agree! [say in English accent]

Caturday Xtreme Sleepover

It’s Caturday, Baby…

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…and I’ll sleep with FIFTY CHICKENS IF I WANT!

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OMG, the HORROR, Tami S.!

Get me my English to Goatlish Dictionary

I love the little pathetic “yeeeeeeeessss!” at the end. At least that’s what my English to Goatlish dictionary said he meant.

Adrian W., I won’t charge you for the translation this time.

Mom, Josh is sucking on my ear again

Mooooooooom! Josh said he was gonna suck my brains out and I think he’s doing it!!! Mooooooooooom! [Serious slurping noises + Mom eye roll]

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Snow Bengal Kitten Geboren am 26. 3. 06, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.

Amoise F., Slurplicious FIND

Rescute: A baby deer named Jet

The good folks over at the Iron Mountain Jewelry store had quite a surprise recently. On the way to work one recent morning, they found a fawn on the side of the road, it’s Momma just killed. The baby had just been borned. So, rather than leave him, they took him in and researched the finest way to bring up McFawnersons.

Which includes delectabuhl meelks:

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Curious housemates…

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Knobbular nature walks…

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Tap dancing surprises…

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Attempts to nurse on the Great Dane…

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And of course, carrot slices.

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Check out the FULL STORY and loads more photos here, in their Fawn Folio. Thanks for the tip, Amberly S. ;)

The plight of the flightless Kiwi… :(

Ahnnn. This one is a tear-jerker, People! The flightless bird saga CONTINUES!

Dixon S.! Buzzkill!

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry

Check out this Washington State Lottery commercial that everyone’s going apecrap over.

I watched it, and I’m all—um… do you think penguins sit around and wonder why they can’t fly? In fact, I bet that chicken is all WTF? That is if a chicken brain could muster up a ‘WTF’ (some of my best friends are chickens so I can say that).

What do YOU think?

Thanks to all Sender-Inner Peeps. All y’all!

[Sniff sniff] Friday? Friday is that you!?

Kinda smells like a Friday. [Schnozzle moves subtley]

Def not a Bunday, that’s for sure. [sniff sniff]


Hypnotised…, originally uploaded by Supermunchie.

Sender-Inner Lori W., nice fore-shorteningks.