Japanese engineers WILL NOT be STOPPED

It appears Japanese engineers have upgraded Momonga Flying Pocket Pets. These doe-eyed bewhiskered Tribbles can now assume 90-degree “Baroo” angles. Obviously, this feature was added so they could swoop in and nom any cupcakes left on the windowsill to cool.

Don’t miss the LEETLE tuft of hiney hair to the right of the tree, Joe S.

To Serve Pug

Slowly, hesitantly, Olive arrived at a disturbing new theory: The intentions of the alien visitors were not as benevolent as had been originally claimed.

Save us a leg, Heidi A.

This will not end well

“(Oh boy! Look at this big stick that I am carrying all by myself like a good puppy! I cannot wait to burst through my dog door and proudly display it to the food lady!)”

One of the kute kanines under the konsiderate kare of Kaitlyn K.

On the count of three, everyone say, “Wet Wipes!”

While posing for her first official family portrait, Chloe was beyond humiliated when – with all the excitement surrounding her – she accidentally tinkled on that nice man’s hand.

With that face, we bet she pees rainbows, Walter S.

Sunday Wrap-Up: Most popular post of the week

By a wide, floofy margin, the Impossibirds was the most popular post of the week. [audience clapping sound]

They pecked at your heartstrings with their tiny McBeakersons. Their rounded, floofballs shape rolled straight into your soul. They deserve MORE COVERAGE ON THIS BLOG!

To that end: LONG-TAILED-TIT-HANCE!

Long-tailed Tit by Sergey Yeliseev. More tit action? Check these dewds out.

For the Bag? About the Bag? Aside the bag?

Wait wait wait let’s try this again

Lola the kitteh “patiently allows us to carry her around in the height of style” say Sender Inners Lacey, David and Ariel.

Dogs and Cats, Living Together [Bill Murray voice]

Tiny Pup Penny and and Big Moe Kitteh win this week’s Interspecies Snorgling Award:

Sender-Inner Carolyn O. says her son has used the video at Show and Tell to combat stereotypes. Nicely done.

Bunday Disapproval

This—what do you call it?—meelk?—is TÉRRIBLÉ!

Mary C., from Animal Advocates, sent this lil’ wild bun in.

[Jaws Music]

Close…

Closer…

CLOSEST!!!

This attack of beady eyes brought to you by pyza* and aliaydogmus35.

Hi there, my name is Dug. My master made me this collar so I may speak in 140 characters or les — SQUIRREL!

You always knew your pup was a bit of a bird-brain; now he can actually tweet. At this year’s New York Toy Fair, Mattel announced Puppy Tweets, a collar tag with sensors linked to your home computer via Wi-Fi. The tag sends a tweet to your dog’s Twitter account whenever the animal moves, barks, or naps.

And here’s the… uh… extreme… erm.

Puppy Tweets collar pendant

Twitter!  It’s Tweets for Twits, and now your Spitz.

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