Another Snow Day Activity

Are you tired of the cold? Sick of the snow? Well here’s something that’s sure to lift you up: Hang some snow-ornaments on your favorite friend. He’ll love you for it, trust us!

Sleep with one eye open, Karen E. Photo by Bob.

The King of Bling

The ladies call me Cutemaster Chuck,
If you want a prosh pup, then you’re in luck.
Here’s a word to the wise, ’cause my star’s on the rise.
I’m the prize for the lady who tries my puppy-dog eyes on for sighs.
Check it, yo.

That’s a (w)rap, Angela N.

More Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiigaro

“Why I’m wearing this mesh vest, I have no clue, but I do know another adventure is upon us. Will I be a Scuba Diver? WWF Wrestler? Latex Salesman? It’s anyone’s guess, really.”

“What I do know is I need to prepare, so if you’ll please excuzzzzzzzzzzz…”

Get him a Mr. Pibb from the Piggly Wiggly to wake those curled trotters – stat, Claire C.

Simon’s Cat ‘Snow Business’ (parts 1 and 2)

Part 2 is finally here—will the maniacally laughing bird win the snowball fight or will SIMON’S CAT?

Mary G., the moral of the story is to ‘always have a cat door’ to get out of sticky sit-u-ay-shons.

Rule #5: A case study

Longtime Cuteologists know that a fisheye lens + baby animal is cute, but now a pair of before-and-after photos allow us to examine the phenomenon up close.

Cute:

Ultracute:

Thanks to field researcher Fred of One Bark at a Time.

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box

Or should I title this post: “Damn That Idiotic Groundhog – Part Deux”?

Orige Sender-Inner Peter G. just saw his squirrelio pics on C.O. and had to send in an encore. ENJOY!

Secrets of Snowball Fight Success!

Spring’s coming — time for those final snowball fights! Here’s how to make the perfect snowball, from six-time snowball champ Marv “Stinger” Snarkbarkle:

“Waal, first ya gotta pack da snow good’n tight, don’cha know. You’re lookin’ fer sumptin ya can put a little spin on, for distan — Hey, whar da heck’s my snowball?!

Photos by Khalid I., who also sent us the sugar glider art director.

Damn That Idiotic Groundhog

I mean really, how hard is it for you to not see a shadow?

And really, why are we pinning all our hopes to a groundhog? I may only be a squirrel, but c’mon! It’s fricking freezing here!

Only six more weeks with a disgruntled squirrel, Peter.

Grand Theft Hamsterball

(Oh boy, I’m almost to the end of the game! All I have to do is run over these drug-dealing cats, steal the Uzi power-up, and I can take on the Big Wheel himself!)

Says Wendy L.: “This is Shirley, a hamster up for adoption at Magic Happens Rabbit Rescue in Baton Rouge, LA. She came from the pound along with another hammie, and both are so sweet and cute!”

I am So Above This Nonsense

It was difficult, but Biff tried to maintain some semblance of macho during his birthday celebration. And in all honesty, he was just glad he didn’t have to wear the matching pink boa and the rhinestone-bedazzled booties.

Do you always celebrate with arrow-shaped cookies, Stacy?

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