Hon, the wind chimes sound funny

Clim clang! climmm clang.

[squishy suction cup hand sound]

Clim clang clong.

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[Frog looks over at bug zapper, also on porch]

Clim clang clang. [small breeze]

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I agree, Caty C., this frog is both "ooey" AND "gooey."

C.O. Style Watch!

From the hustle and bustle of New York’s Fashion Week, to the prêt-à-porter shows of Paris, one word is on every designer’s lips this season — CAMOUFLAGE!  Yes, camo is the way to go for the modern woman who wants to stand out by blending in.  And here’s Bambi, looking sassy for summer in her one-piece camo sundress with pink trim and matching ribbon.  Completing the ensemble is a lovely "dead mouse" evening bag by Mr. Squeakwell of Limburger Street.

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She’s a vision, Forest W.

8-point Cats ‘n’ Racks

I love you People.

Will you please look at this poor deer head with eye visible to the camera, and straddling kitteh [foot on left side is redonk]

[Running under door jamb, bracing for Nuffs]

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Hey, how about a "I Break for Nuffs" bumpère stickère, Christine K.?

It feels like a 100 MILLION degrees out

[Pup dunks head completely underwater, then spouts water upward like a Golden Retriever fountain]

Aaaaah!

Pbbbbbbffft! Pbbbbbbffft!

Dunkin' Dognuts joke here

Glad you and Cessna could cool off a bit, Hil L.

Hey Neil, this is how you shoot a raccoon

Not literally shoot—I mean photograph.

Hugo award-winning snorglable author and panda feeder Neil Gaiman has been trying to get our attention for MONTHS and finally did it with his recent raccoon photo shoot.

This isn’t that shoot by the way.

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Neil’s shoot doesn’t have a behbeh raccoon overhead OR one with a mini Gorilla-paw.

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Neil’s shoot doesn’t paws up or stubbular ears.

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Neil’s shoot CERTAINLY doesn’t have any raccoons this cute OK THAT’S A KITTEH

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Meeka by Sean R., Kackie by Felicia J., Paws up by Amanda W. and Imposter by Kacy H.

For Jaye!

Next week, on The Guiding Leash…

Jameson confesses his true love to Giselle, but refuses to seek a divorce from Jacki, who is undergoing delicate brain surgery by the brilliant but unpredictable Dr. Hugo Hankershlaffer.  Meanwhile, Steve and Randolph must explain to Violet, Steve’s fiancée, how the two of them came to be arrested by park rangers while wearing only fishnet stockings and scuba gear.

And in the tranquil Schlongermann household, Clarence begins to suspect that young Clarence Jr. might not be his…

What tipped you off, Sherlock?

Pass the bon-bons, Lucy L!

Thanks for the add!

Name: Bambi
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Poked by: Bridget K., Helen M., Bob H.


Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Confirmed Friend of
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Scrabulous Challengers: 2
Mood: Fashionable


Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Celebrity I Most Look Like: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
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Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Just left post on: LOLPupz
Marketplace Search: Barettes
Friends: "Nubbles"


Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Lori W., I shall write on your Fun Wall, a large thank you for finding this barf-a-licious puppeh.

Miracles of Science!

OSLO — Scientists at the Grubermann Institute for Hypnosis have announced that they have successfully hypnotized a subject into believing that he is a bowling pin. "The hard part," notes lead researcher Pyetr Van Fnyrrd, "was getting him to wobble realistically before falling over." The team hopes to apply concepts learned to its next project: Hypnotizing a family of four into thinking it is a set of steel-belted radial tires.

Oh, please be a gutterball, PLEASE be a gutterball...

Better keep him away from hedgehogs, Johanna S.

“Nubbles”

Today’s Daily Mail has an article about a puppy who was born with only hertwo hind legs and nubs for front legs. A prosthesis was made for her, using model airplanewheels and shoulder joints, natch.

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The puppeh’s name is: "Hope", though I think "Nubbles" is far more apropos, Non?

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Check out this one-ear-up/revving engine action

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You deliver the redonkitude, Lisa M.!

Sweet No-tingks [ORLY]

Bebeh, I lof you.

No, Bebeh, I lof you more.

No, I LOF YOU MORE

[crazy ball of feathers ensues]

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Exquisite eye capsule action, Jo-Anne F. who found these Little Owls at Hellio.