I told him to wait here with the others, and now he’s wandered off… Oh, there he is.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
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The rich tapestry of Nature is woven in conflict. Here, we see an ice cube locked in a life-or-death battle with a hyperactive puppy. The wily ice cube remains cool and collected, aware that tiring his adversary holds his only hope of survival. Alas, the tactic fails, and the poor ice cube succumbs to a fatal licking.
“This has to make @CuteOverload,” said Barbara M. in our Twitter feed. What an ice idea.
As they both stared in crestfallen silence, Carl and Belinda knew fun times with the “bun-nana” would only lead to heartbreak.
My bad, Gwenovere. I was hungry.
Your mad gardening skills totally harshes my mellow. I must close my eyes until I reach tranquility. Mmmm, I am a pebble, my thoughts are floating, floating, higher… Why am I visualizing a sparkly green dragonfly? I must maintain focus amid the chaos! Waterfalls! Why couldn’t there be a waterfall here instead, with a reflecting pond. And koi. Now I need tea and healing crystals. Think I’ll write a haiku…
The recession has touched every level of society, from the poor to the very poor — but none have suffered more than our nation’s trolls. Once, every troll lived under his very own bridge, but today, many endure squalid, crowded living conditions.
But you can help. Your tax-deductible donation to The Save the Trolls Foundation provides vital housing assistance, allowing trolls to lead lives of dignity once more.
Please give, Christine C.
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Adeline’s got your back, Tara G.
Tom Nom here in CuteCopter One… We’ve got slow-and-go lemmings backed up on the Ocean Blvd. exit… Three-kitten pileup, clearing on the northbound I-92… And we’re getting reports of a big-rig stuck in the tunnel, so avoid that area…
Photo by D-tizzle, fo’ shizzle.