New From Ronco!

Style your hair the natural way, with the new KittyCut 3000!(tm)  Using patented TongueX technology, the KittyCut 3000 washes, trims and styles your hair — while you relax!  Why spend twenty, thirty, even forty dollars on a salon cut?  Get the smart style you’ve always wanted at home — for just kibble a day!

But will it get along with my Roomba, Rachel J.?

Scritch scritch scritch

Scritch scritch scritch

[pause] [paw makes beckoning 'more' gesture]

Scritch scritch scritch


Pygmy Marmoset, originally uploaded by joshbousel.

Oh, pool boy…

"When Spencer and Lenore arrive from the Hamptons, tell them I’ll be joining them in the Blue Room for dinner.  And bring me another one of those lovely drinks with all the umbrellas in them."

And when that nice photographer for Vanity Fair shows up, send him here.

Looks like he DOES own the place, Katherine P.

A Mean Trick to Play on a Chicken

(00:02) Wait for it …
(00:05) Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-it for it …
(00:08) Al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lmost time …
(00:10) WAKE UP!!  IT’S COLONEL SANDERS!!

(00:11) "Wha-huh?!"

Going postal on Bunday

The BunMaster 3000® can open junk mail at lightening speeds. Set on Super-Fast Nomming, you can throw out that donation request from your alma mater faster than ever before.

Say ‘Return to Sendah’ in an Elvis voice, Donna B.!

At the Jedi Assisted-Living Community

"A sitz bath, HAH!  Adult diapers, FEH!  A Jedi craves not these things.  And why was there no tapioca with dinner?  Promised it, I was." (incoherent mumbling)

Try to remember him when, Barbara H.

Linux H4x0rs in thuh hizzle

Check this out, Linux Source magazine is getting its cute on with the July 2008 cover. Whoa! [Say in Keanu Reeves voice]

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C.O.X.L.M.C.U.:  Whooooaa!  [say in Mike Myers voice]

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Obligatory triumphant h4x0r:

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Scott N., thanks for the scr33n c4pp4g3!

[Here's the CO post shown on that cover, by the way.  Well spotted, Erin! - Ed.]

Did somebody order Caturday paw clenching action?

[Looking around the table for who ordered this fine dish] Who ordered the Rule #29 (clenching paws in the air repeatedly)? Be careful, the plate is very hot.

This song is almost tolerable now, Ragnhild K.!

THIS JUST IN: Boy wears Puppy Chow perfume

And is CHASED BY EIGHT HUNDRED PUPPEHS OMG

Via BoingBoing and Sender-Inner Anna A.

I was told this would be banana-scented.

The Monkey Spa service has really gone downhill.  [eye roll]


Bathtime., originally uploaded by helping hands.

I distinctively smell lavender. [Bleeeeeeeaaaahhhh]


Tastes like soap., originally uploaded by helping hands.

Ooh ooh, ah ah, Michelle Q.!