Sneak in the Grass

Ensheathed within the dense jungle grasses, the deadly black mamba slithers undetected.  Silently, the cold-blooded killer glides closer to its quarry…

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… and with one lightning-quick thrust of its venomous… fangs, he..

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… never mind.

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Lethally cute, Jessica W.

Where’s the Fire?

Yee-up, I’m a big-time fireman, and this here’s my big-time fire boat.  Forty thousand gallons per minute of pure firefighting muscle, baby, right here.  Bring it.

So… got any fires you need put out?  Maybe a fleet we can welcome with our cannon?  ‘Cause me and my crew are totally ready… all right, just me, but still…

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Sent by Marshall B., who swears he just found the little feller sitting like that.

IT’S CALENDAR TIME!

[Throwing you up against the wall]

IT’S CALENDAR TIME, BITCHES! But this time, there are two formats!
PAGE-A-DAYand WALL CALENDARS!

OMG!!! Check out the Desktop one!

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Here’s what pages look like inside! You get to tear a page off a day and throw it, in paper airplane format, at your nearest co-worker!

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And the wall calendar looks like this!

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Here’s what it looks like inside! Here’s August!

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Here’s May!

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And if you thought you’d only see twelve measly photos on the wall calendar, you’d be wrong! You’ll see pictures in the days too! Check this details action OUT:

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Which will you choose!? Desktop or wall? Desktop or wall? Act now and we’ll send you a Slap Chop! We can’t do this all day! Now selling WHEREVER CALENDARS ARE SOLD!

Page-A-Day Calendar!

Amazon!
Barnes and/or Nobles!
Calendars.com!
Powell’s!

Wall Calendar!
Amazon!
Calendars.com!

Find an Indie Bookstore!

Indiebound!

You must have eet. (Obviousleh.)

Hanging On by a Shred

“Hurry up, Maggie!  If we don’t have these taped back together, we’re fired for sure!  Jeez, you just had to push the ‘shred’ button, didn’t you?”

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“Hey, you wanted to see how it worked.  Heck, I wanted to stay in bed this morning, but nooooyou had to drag me to workWell, I hope you’re happy!

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Yes, it’s the return of Maggie and Bergamot, courtesy of repeat offender Tina K.

Can’t Talk Now. Bottle Time.

Don’t bother me.  I’m in the zone.

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Bottle Time requires absolute Zen calm and concentration.

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One must not merely drink, one must become one with the bottle, nourishing the soul as well as the body with its creamy beige goodness…

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Ah, that’s better. Now, what was your question again?

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Awesome foster-mommying, Jennifer S. (and photographer Melissa M.).

THIS JUST IN: Pikavatars

Come on, like you’re surprised about this.

You knew this was coming. Right-click, download, and make a Pika your avatar TUHDAY!

THIS JUST IN: The American Pika

Sure, he’s no JAPANESE Pikachu, but he’s damn close. Roundness caused by lack of arms and legs helps:

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Hey Judy W., those American scientists better make the eyes bigger if we’re gonna compete with Japan…

Curse of Monkula

Once again, as he has done for centuries, the cursed vampire rises from his grave to feast.  Mad with hunger, the wretched fiend spies his next victim, an unsuspecting villager.  He waits in the shadows; his prey draws nearer… and then, with inhuman speed, the monster strikes!

(Jerry Lewis voice) Oy, Mr. Nice Vampire, stop with the biting on my tender young neck that is painful to me, please maybe you could?

More monkeyshines at the Daily Mail.

Let’s play: “Puppy or Bunny?”

Q: Puppy or Bunny?

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Belynda C., let us know when the DNA results come back.

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Take one GUESS who’s on Pooper Scooper Duty on a Caturday.

Moi!

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The cats are lounging in their hammocks drinking milkshakes and I’m stuck with shoveling their crapulence. I am NOT seeing enough rawhide chew payments for this.

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I hate Caturdays Judy G.!

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