Halloween Is Just Once a Year

Thank goodness, because we are shocked!

Is that really what we look like?


Egads, Shiriny.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the best pet Halloween costume of all time.

For the record:
1. Yes, I am biased because I have (and adore) Italian Greyhounds
2. Yes, I am biased because I love Star Wars
3. Yes, I am biased because I appreciate my local “inspiration” for AT-ATs

Still, you cannot deny this remains the best Halloween pet costume you’ve seen since “Croc Munches Pup

[DRUM ROLLIO IGLESIAS]


Inspiring work, Katie M.! Pup “Bones” has a FaceBook page, natch.

On Halloween You Can Be Anything

Peter Pan pup says, “It’s easy. All you have to do is be-lieve!”

OK Peeps, he wants to know what are you going to be?!


Yep, and just a little bit of pixie dust, Katie S.

A Public Disservice Announcement

This Halloween, please help us prevent a heartbreaking tragedy: Each year, hundreds of pups are senselessly hunted down and forced to wear seal costumes. Many are emotionally scarred for life. Please send your contribution, no matter how large, to: Save the Seal Pups, Toxic Mills, MN.


Ann N. treats us to Bacon the French Bulldog, “…dreading Halloween. He is dressed as a baby seal and cautiously watches for sharks.”

It’s Time to Say, Arrive Derrièr-ci

‘Tocktober was totally awesome. We ‘tocked around the clock. We’ll do it again next year. Until then, ‘tock on!


It’s time to ‘tock ‘n roll.


Happy tails to you.


The End is near!


‘Tock to ya later, Jade G.

Mind If I Park my Butterfly ‘Tocks Here for a Spell?

Try flappin’ your wings a bazillion times a second and see how tired you get.

Photo by stellar teen photographer Jessica Trinh. Discovered by Mrs. Brinke.

Might As Well Jump

EHN!

(Worry about the landing part later.)


Big ups to Eibar.

And Whatever You Do, Don’t Say “Balk”

Time for some epic trolling. True fact: Moments after this video ended, the lady said “let’s take a walk to the bath” and the poor dog’s head asploded…

I Coulda Been A Star Too.

Saw the first Target Christmas commercial of the season.

Sure enough, there he was. My old pal Bullseye.

We went to school together, y’know? Then he went his way, I went mine. Haven’t heard from him in years, but I’d heard he went Hollywood—while I married my college sweetheart and had some kids.

Bullseye, if you get a sec, drop me a line. Or a gift card.


Via Pinterest.

Quokka Salesman

These leaves are priced to move!


Your Daily Quokka Quota filled by I Waste So Much Time.

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