This is not my fault.

Bbbb_125I am the very model of a bouncing baby bunny butt
I’ve bounced across the continent, from port to park to Pizza Hut
I know the whole Glossary, and I quote -isms Cute-icle
While standing on my two front paws, in manner most anerable

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters controversial
I comprehend what ticks you off, both social and satirical
I clarify the Where and Why of issues touching all of us
From literary inchworm to domestic hippopotamus

I’m practiced as a pilot and like Lindbergh I can navigate
From bunway to the bayou, from the Midwest to the Golden Gate
I’ve sampled every pudding type from cantaloupe to coconut
I am the very model of a bouncing baby bunny butt!

Shave and a harecut, two bits.

Thanks to all you crazy Peeps in the comments, and of course Gilbert & Sullivan

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGGLES!!

Dreaming Baby Schnozzle Cam

This puppy MUST be dreaming about something…

With those lip movements, I’m guessing it’s a double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino (extra hot)

I like my bone-shaped Biscotti on the side, Debra F.!

Koal-a-Thon

This year’s Koal-a-thon includes sunbeam napping competition…

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…AND longest eyelashes:

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May the best bear win, Jane H. who took these at The Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary ;)

Let’s check in on Martha’s puppehs

Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you prolly know that Martha Stewart is considering a new puppeh to join her family. Her pup "Paw Paw" passed away in April. Barooooooo! And she is considering a new puppeh (or THREE).

Ya’ll made it very clear with our Cute Overload poll that you wanted Marth to adopt all three pups below. Here is the latest on their almost-weaned status. To see MORE photos of the three Chowskiteers, check out the Martha Blog.

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Their paws and stubbular limbs have grown, and they all look like miniature bears.

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We still think "Nom Nom" is far and away the best name choice. Right Eliad L.?

Sproingers Sproinging

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Sproing

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boy-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!


Woohoooooo!, originally uploaded by Sjaek.

Trubz 1 and Trubz 2

Watch out, this could get really ugly.

Seriously ugly.


Flamenco & Simply, originally uploaded by Urs Wachter.

C.O. Saves the Day!

"Lawdy, ah thought ah’d just die.  They-ah it was, just days before the Garden Society summer cotillion, and mah paws wuz an absolute dee-scrace!  But then, ah found this simply wonderful Web site called Cute Overload, and wouldn’t you know it?   Raht they-ah in the middle of the screen, was the most dee-vine style ah simply hay-ad to have."

"Glory be, ah just don’t know what ah’d do without the In-tuh-net.  It is a lahfsaver, ah swey-ah!"

Am ah not a vision?

Your "Jules" is the belle of the ball, Sarah W.

If you must know, these aren’t my feet…

"… and we would really appreciate it if you gave us a little privacy, thanks."

'Glurggh mlurrgh ig gluurlge urg FLURRGH!'

Scandalous, Elizabeth H.

Wake up, we’re on!

"Aw, man, you didn’t say anything about, like, this gig being at six in the morning, man!  ‘Cause, like, I really don’t do mornings, if you know what I mean."

"Will you get up and sing, already?  You’re holding up the whole production!  That’s our cue!!"

"No, man, really — you take this one, all right?  See, I was out with a couple of models last night, and we were, like …"

"Look, mister — you have a contract!  No singing, no bird seed!"

Like, chirp, man...

Like, crazy, Federico I.

Not what you’d expect a mile out in the lake

Don’t anyone go to Snopes.com and blow it. I don’t care if this story was completely fabricated, it’s hella sweet.

Apparently, a mile and a half out, a small fishing boat discovered…

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Wait is that….?

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Yes! A distraught deer obviously looking for his waterski tow!

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Thankfully, this hulking Marine helped land the confused ani-pal an everyone was escorted back to shore. Ahnnn. [Head tilt]

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Kinda exhasting, Jehn B. [wiping brow]