(Say like Aunt Harriet on Batman:) Oh yes, officer! That’s her! She stole all my necklaces. I kept them in the top drawer of my dresser! I’ve never had anything like this happen before!
(Say like Sgt. Friday on Dragnet:) Yes m’am. We’ve seen her type before. We usually get this kind of thing with cat burglars. Thank-you for your cooperation. We’ll be in touch.
“This is my dog Bella Bell, she’s a boxer and is almost a year old.” -Erin B.