Roses are red
They taste good, too
I ate all my corn
So put down the stupid camera and get me some more, why dontcha?
Roses are red
by William Shakespeare
…Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Get your mind out of the gutter, I said H-E-A-R-T on!
Coffeegorilla spotted this Seal on his Galapagos honeymoon. Thanks to sender-inner Ant.
Our first polychromatic entry in the ICP seems less than thrilled with the honor: “Our infinitely cute lovebird Gubi was enjoying some laptop heat while I was browsing CO,” writes Claus G. “He wasn’t too pleased with all the cats, so he yawned a bit and eventually fell asleep.”
I’m lost in a dense forest with no way out, and I’m surrounded by clones of myself. We’re all looking for someone to rescue, but there isn’t anybody — just this one underage kid who can’t even have brandy… That’s when I wake up screaming…
I could go for a Brandy Alexander, Robin R.
Where could kitty be? We’ve looked everywhere! She was just here a minute ago.
There she is!
Jessica Z. says this is Pippa Squeak. But she just goes by Squeak.
THIS JUST IN: The Daily Mail is reporting:
A tiny badger cub was found abandoned and completely helpless it didn’t look like she would survive.
With her umbilical cord still attached and weighing just 100 grams, any longer on her own and she would have died.
But now the tiny black and white critter has been nursed back to help and has been aptly named Hope.
FULL STORY OVER AT THE DAILY MAIL!
Cuteporter Hannah D. came in on deadline on this one.
It’s the latest craze, People. Cat Breading.
Step 1: Grab your kitteh
Step 2: Grab a bread-related item (whole grain, Wonder®, pita or tortilla, it don’t matter)
Step 3: Shove that bread over your kitteh’s head, laugh manically, then take a picture.
And don’t forget that Yorkies are basically cats too, so they can participate.