Fan Dunce

Here at the Bad Idea Foundation, our researchers work tirelessly on dubious ideas for your entertainment, such as this ceiling fan placed too close to a cupboard.

Reluctant Thumbs Up

I’m not sure I like the cut of your jib, but that was pretty awesome. I guess.

Everybody’s a critic, Happy Jack.

Hedgie hangin’ with hoomin

(Sound effect of film projector in 6th Grade Science:) “Notice the feeding ritual of this bebeh Hedgie. Its leetle nozzle nose perches precariously above the saucer of meelk, then delicately snorfs eet up. The Hedgie’s hoomin looks on patiently.”

Super photo credit to Cath Schneider.

You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Right!

Aaaaaaaaaaah! I can’t believe it! Here I come, Drew Carey!

I hope he gets Plinko, Brinke G.

Some Relationships Are Toxic

Sure, in the beginning it can seem fun. You find out all of the things you have in common – growing up in the same place, you both love swimming, stuff like that. You stay up all night having long philosophical talks about why the world is the way it is. You really enjoy hanging out together.

But then, the teeth come out and you realize there is no happy ending. Well, for one of you.

A reminder to pay attention to red flags, Jonathan!

This beach is a total drag, man

Judging from the deep tire er, paw tracks in the sand, we’re guessing that Mr. McPuppersons is treating this trip to the beach like he would a trip to the vet. Or over to see the cat next door. And let’s just not forget those Prosh-To-The-Max Tocks©.

Forwarded our way from Mrs. Brinke.

New from IKEA

Add style and comfort to your living room with SNÖR throw cushions ($9.99). Available in soothing decorator colors ranging from white to almost-as-white.

It’s Muffin (a boy Maltipoo), sender-innered by Chris and Marilou.

I Like ‘Em Silent

I like the strong, pretty type, but I’d rather they not mess it up by talking.

Perhaps it is best to paws before speaking, comic book guy.

My, What Big Teeth You Have!

All the better to kronche you with, my dear! (just for fun, of course)

From YouTube uploader CamelsAndFriends: “Pancake is a 7 week old kitten I’m fostering for a friend after he was found abandoned in a hot parking lot. Sugar Tree is my 2 year old Doberman and is probably embarrassed that I’m uploading this video.”


Mower Power to You!

OK maam, that’s the grass all nice and mowed. Now have you got any hedges that need trimmed?

I could do you some real nice topiary. (leeeecks leeps)

Time to lay off the Miracle Grow, Jean Winters Olkonen.


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