Ready… Aim…

Bravely refusing the blindfold, Lieutenant Drummond defiantly stared down the row of soldiers before him, each with a single snowball at the ready.  “Does condemned have any last requests?” asked Colonel Blatznykov.

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More vintage WTF from Flickr Commons.

Eat the force!

“Raaaaaaaahhhhhgggggh!”

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“RAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGH!”

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Via The Blemish. How to Sound Like Chewbacca, hovertext via How Now Brownpau. Let’s Be Friends by our action-figger-collecting friend powerpig.

Hooked on the Marmalade action

There’s been quite a bit of Marmalade action around the site lately. It’s beginning to attract some attenshons:

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Abby L., there are very specialized therapists who can help…

The Babysitter

“Go play on the kitten-sized swingset, Hon.

If you’re good, we’ll get ice creams and watch Finding Nemo later.”

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Sheepy is watching you… by the one and only Urs Wachter™.

Polar ‘Tocks

Whose ‘tocks are on displaaaaaay!?

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Yours are!!!

YOUUUURRRRRS ARE!

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Rebecca N. spotted these ‘tocks over at the San Francisco Zoo.

Sunbeam location: SECURED

Napping Sector C secured.

Sunbeams at Minimum Sleeping Temperatures.

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Commence Sleep-a-thon.

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YDoj, Nice “Baroo” at the end there.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

You must head over to “Play him off keyboard cat” to witness this hilarious failblog/kitteh mashup. Go!

Here is your first installment:

Sparky, I was laughing for 5 minutes straight too.

Amazing New Species Discovered!

Friends, we stand at the threshold of evolutionary history, because the San Francisco Zoo has discovered the first-ever gorilla/giraffe hybrid!  The Zoo has released this amazing photo of the baby “gorillaffe” (homo reticulus redonkuli), which should silence even the most doubtful skeptics, and you can see more on the Zoo’s Picasa pages.

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Carrots—the gateway vegetable

“Listen, Doc, I sneak carrots into bed every chance I get. I’m eating like—well, a Guinea pig. I’m afraid it’s going to lead to broccoli binging… What can I do!?”

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Timmie C., whatever you do—don’t let her try cilantro—it may be all over.

This week on “The Basket”, we go outside

“Welcome to the show. I’m your host, Sprinkles.”

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“This week, we’ll be traveling through the back yard via basket…”

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“Through the flowers, past the pond, finally landing in the orchard.”

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“Join me, won’t you?” [Looks at camera, tilts head]

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Jorden C., you know I’m a sucker for ani-pals getting their nature on.