For your convenience and protection, the management has installed chinchilla dispensers. In the event of a panic attack, please follow these instructions:
- Tap gently on dispenser until chinchilla appears.
- Carefully remove chinchilla from dispenser.
- Snuggle chinchilla until calm.
This should come in handy on tax day, Kathy D.
It is one of the most mysterious forms of canine behavior, rumored but rarely witnessed–until today. Now, for the first time, thanks to the miracle of high-speed photography, we are able to watch a dog inhaling a cake.
Well, that was quick, Phil H.
It’s so lifelike! Where do you put the batteries?
Peeps, we need a judgement call: Is this a Marc Anthony Experience?
Scientists made a startling find exposed by melting polar ice. Once only rumored to exist, a fully preserved Giant Woolly Sabertoothabunnae Disapprovingus, which roamed the earth in the late Jurabbit period. Here is an exclusive photo showing the specimen, nicknamed Bunzilla, being transported to a permanent exhibit in the elite CO Museum of Cuteology.
Truly hare raising, Kate L.
I’m innocent! It wasn’t my fault!
I dunno why the cat wanted to teach me how to climb over things. I mean, why would I ever need that skill?
Marty looks like a fast learner, Katy.
Hey, kids! Try the hoppin’ good taste of Bun-O’s™, the nose-twichingest part of this balanced breakfast!
Photo by Jannes Pockele.
At his four-week weigh-in at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, this little feller starts chirping for his meelks! Cue mommy zookeeper with a bottle to calm him down.