A Clean Bill of Health

Nurse Duckette says sorry to keep you wading. Ducktor Quack will see you now.


Karla R., says, “At my husband’s school in San Francisco, they have little ducklings, who are starting to lose their baby fuzz. Except one wants to keep a bit of a hat because it’s too cold in San Francisco. Photos by Stewart D.”

Friday Haiku: To Bee or Not To Bee

Fuzzy hammy bee

Pollinating the flowers

Your tail does not sting


Spidermouse is bee-ting around the bush, Dave C.

It’s the Toughest Job You’ll Ever Love

Announcer: Are you ready to save the planet? Then sign up for Outbound Rainforest Loving Youth! Each year, ORLY volunteers venture deep into threatened habitats, protecting endangered species — and finding themselves. So join ORLY today, and start making a diff… HEY DO YOU MIND? WE’RE TRYING TO MAKE A TV COMMERCIAL HERE! YOU’RE BLOCKING OUR SHOT! G’WAN, GIT!


Photo: Manuel Ramirez/CATERS. Story via The Guardian.

I’m Such a Birdbrain at this Game

(Hmm, he countered with the Sumatran Sacrifice; I wasn’t expecting that. I should respond with Kaplopsky’s Flying Feint, but that will expose my little horsie guy…)


Check and mate, striatic.

MORE CATNIP, MORE!!!

Don’t you just love audible nomming sounds?


I already know the answer to that question, Julian R.

Can You Say GULLible?

Seagulls stole my snausages! One distracted me while the other stole my snausages! (throws head back and howls) I am coming back tomorrow. With a jetpack. Gonna get my snausages back!


Jeter says it’s real funny, until it happens to you, Kat G.

Puppy Gum

Millions of gum chewers love Puppy Gum the best. Puppy Gum is long lasting and never loses its flavor. The makers of Puppy Gum remind you, don’t just spit it out when you’re done chewing, save the blue wrapper so you can keep your Puppy Gum for later!


We wouldn’t mind sticking Frank behind our ear, Eugenia.

The Infinite Sleepiness Project?

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures for the Infinite Cuteness Project. Don’t tell me everybody’s gotten tired of it already!


Evangeline C. says: “Hi there, this is my doggy Cosmo. She fell sleep while surfing the Cute Overload website. It was a long day at work.”

I Think Your Otter Needs Oiling

She seems to get a bit creaky around water.


From the YouTube notes: “Meet the playful heroine of the feature film Otter 501! She was rescued on the central coast of California after being separated from her mother, and with a little help from the Monterey Bay Aquarium she’ll hopefully become a wild otter again.”

The Unified Theory of Everything

Sitting here like this, just watching the day go by, I’m always humbled by the scope and complexity of the world. Think of it: on this random rock in space, plants grew from the dirt, creatures crawled from the mud, and somehow the creatures and the plants and the rock combined to form ice cream and skyscrapers and forests and bicycles… everything in the world. And you look at it, and it’s tangled and orderly and rigid and flowing and squalid and majestic — all at the same time.


And it just makes you feel lucky to be alive. You know what I mean? Guys?


You know, these philosophical discussions would be so much more enriching if you clowns could hold up your end of the conversation just for once.


“XX from Berlin,” says Alysa E.

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