Oh where oh where did my little tail go

Oh where, oh where can it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?

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Was it stolen? Removed by a mini bird plastic surgeon? Batted off by a smooshed-face cat!? Whatever happened, we need to get to the bottom [<--Heh] of this!

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Johanna S., call the COPS

Confucius Otter Say

[Pats paws together]

He who run through airport naked is going to Bangkok.

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Luis F. That’s good, er, advice.

Cats ‘n’ Racks on a SUNDAY!?

It’s the LORD’S DAY!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

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OMG watch out, this isn’t over, there is AN EXTREME CLOSE UP

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I cannot BE-LEAF you sent this in, Jaya K. Unbelievable.

I Give It Six Months, Tops

Her: ("I just wish I could be sure this is the right thing to do.  I’m 99 percent sure, well just about 99 percent almost.  I mean, he’s the right man and all, but is this the right time?  Sure, all of my girlfriends are married already, and maybe I’ve been feeling a little pressure, but it’s not as if the clock is running down or anything.  There were so many things I was going to do first:  Backpack across Australia, finish my degree in Tantric yoga rebirthing therapy…  I mean, I tell myself I can still do all of those things, but, marriage is such a big commitment and everything, I just don’t know.")

Him: ("Please, God, don’t let the bachelor party videos end up on YouTube.")

Mawwage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wiffin a dweam...

Photo by Kat Humble, Pawprints Photography, for Pawz for Thought, an animal rescue charity in England.

It’s A Smooshed Face Caturday

[Sing it with me now!]

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like ‘stache


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It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes


walnut6, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh


walnut4, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin’ up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe


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No, it doesn’t matter what melody you sing with it, Cassandra L.

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?

“Get to your places!” shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder

Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in herlife: it was all ridges and furrows: the croquet balls were livehedgehogs, and the mallets live flamingoes, and the soldiers had todouble themselves up and stand on their hands and feet, to make thearches.

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Baby Hedg, originally uploaded by bluelunarrose.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing herflamingo: she succeeded in getting its body tucked away comfortablyenough under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, justas she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to givethe hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round andlook up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could nothelp bursting out laughing…

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Cute Smile, originally uploaded by bluelunarrose.

…and, when she had got its head down, andwas going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that thehedgehog had unrolled itself, and was in the act of crawling away:besides all this, there was generally a ridge or a furrow in the waywherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-upsoldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of theground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficultgame indeed.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, OnlyYesterday! All text by Lewis Carroll, in Alice in Wonderland.

Let’s Get Ready To Rhumba!

Tonight on "Dancing With The Stars: Galapagos Edition," reigning champions Missy McGuire and Kent Schmecknick, from the hit TV series "Unspeakably Ugly Betty" defend their title in the Latin freestyle category.

Iguana hold your hand...

Are they working for scale, Doug B? (More photos here)

Grass Bliss

The winds!

Through my delicate furs!

My moist schnozzle! cold with the breeze!

[Flies away off into clouds]

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I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee, Lindsey and Wrigley

It’s TUBE TIME

Get ready ’cause we’re going TUBING, People. [Ready stance]

Race you to the COUCH GO!

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Thistle and Nicole—Looks like your Friday night is booked solid.

Who Needs To (Flamin)go?

From our "Strangest Men’s Room Activity Not Involving Larry Craig" file comes this item from sender-inner Crystal O. of South Texas.  Seems a category 2 hurricane hit the area, and the staff of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville herded all their animals into the safest structures they could find — which, in the case of these flamingos, meant the men’s room.  That’s the thrill of working in a zoo; you never know what urine for.  (runs away, dodging tomatoes)

'Wow, (*HONK!!*) the acoustics in here are awesome! (*HONK!!*)'