You Must Be at Least This Cute to Ride

From DisneyParks Blog, Disneyland’s Circle-D Corral welcomed some new arrivals over the past few days: Cute baby goats!  According to sources, the children are healthy and frisky and already whining to go on the Dumbo ride just one more time.

Meanwhile, at Jujube’s Holistic Chiropractor and Laundromat…

“Oh, thank you, doctor! My neck had been totally out of alignment, and it was really filling my chi flow with lots of dark energy. So, are my shirts ready?”

Sandy W. leaves us with an earworm: “The song ‘He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother’ by The Hollies came to mind when my husband showed me the picture.”

Darla, Do Your Stuff…

Well hey there, Mr. Officer, sir. *plink-plink* I know we may have been going just a teensy bit over the speed limit – and we’ll never do it again –  but can you blame a pup for wanting to stick her adorable head out the window to feel the wind on her face and drool rolling off her tongue? *plink-plink*

I bet you always get off with warnings, Emily M.

Follow Your Nose: It’s Tapir Day!

As every good cuteologist knows, today is World Tapir Day, set aside to honor our pudgey-stripey not-quite-pig-not-quite-elephant-what-the-heck-is-it friends.

Photo credit: Brian Gratwicke

THIS JUST IN: The smallest horse in the world

What is this miniature horse week? Meet Einstein, the Guinness Book’s Smallest Horse, weighing in at a whopping 6 pounds at birf!

Tizminihorses@.com is the proud breeder, Sarah V., the alert Sender-Inner.

I Am Stuck on Band-Aids…

… because Band-Aids can be turned into cute animal finger puppets, with teensy little earses! (Gee, now I want to hit my finger with a hammer so I can try this.)

Says Lisa C.: “Today I learned that those H-shaped Band-Aids are to put on your fingertips…and they look like Scottish fold kitty ears!”

THIS JUST IN: Hamster molecule

What do you mean ‘H’ on the Periodic Table is TAKEN? What are we going to call the HAMSTER MOLECULE!?

Halp, Shelley T.!

I have been… and always shall be… YOUR FRIEND

[Say in Spock-in-Star-Trek-II voice]

There are way too many Khaaaaaan! jokes on this site, Amanda S.

Up on the Rooftop, Arp! Arp! Arp!

In Newport Beach, CA, so laid-back and aloof,
A man heard a strange shuffling sound on the roof.
When what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a wayward sea lion who wanted some beer.*

* OK, I made up that part.

Cover Your Ears, Shakespeare

To squee or not to squee, tha – Ay, there’s the rub

To thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any ham, Teri D. Photo by Derek

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