They finally caught up with Vito “Babyface” Catalano. He’s doin’ time now, for leaving the scene of an accident.
Behold! What wondrous advances await us in the year 3000! Disposable noses! An entire college education in pill form! And, after a hard day of micro-botanical brain farming, glide home in safe, silent comfort aboard your personal Hover-Shoe!
Hector T. brings you the Totonika of tomorrow — today!
Talk about creatures of habit: Once a dog gets used to the idea that he can’t walk through a glass door, he won’t walk through it even when the glass is gone.
Apparently, this has happened before:
Kiburi, a two-week-old cheetah cub at the San Diego Zoo’s Safari Park, opened his eyes last week.
According to keepers, the cub purrs for his milk bottle, an unusual thing for cheetahs to do. Story, cute video here.
First, the alarm doesn’t go off. Then, the toaster burns my toast. And now the snowplow’s running late. What else can go wrong today?
Lindsay B. says this is a miniature horse, so maybe the snow isn’t as deep as it looks.
This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]
And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]
And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”
And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”
And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”
And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”