Look Deep Into My Eyes…

You are falling under the spell of my hypnotic gaze… Soon, you will be fully under my control… When you awaken, you will remember nothing, but will obediently bring me tuna and milk whenever I say the trigger word, “meow.” Of course, you were already doing that, so I’m really just hypnotizing you because I’m bored and needed a laugh, but anyway…

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Blue Eyes, via Hanbyul❤.

Ah, That “New Purse” Smell

There’s really nothing like it — that sublime scent of hand-rubbed leather, fresh from the department store. Within a few weeks, it will be compromised with the faint odors of breath mints and lipstick (and for some reason sea bass) , but right now, it’s time for a whiff…

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What to do when there’s no pillow to be found, via Pat (Clench) Williams.

OK, Now Everyone Say Cheese If U Please

Photographer Lynn Terry had the idea of sticking Doggehs in a photo booth- and here are the results!

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(Boredom Therapy.com)

Do I Get A Vote Here?

Clipboard01[I. DO. NOT. WANT. A. BOOSTER. SHOT.] From @CuteEmergency.

So THAT’S How They Do The Doggy Paddle

This clip kinda has an “Underwater Puppies” vibe to it, right? According to the video, it’s the trailer for the BBC series “Pets- Wild at Heart” showing Wednesday 21st January (why, that’s today!) at 8pm on BBC1. (I’d check yer local listings as they say.)

(Squid.)

Grumpy Cat Books N’ Berkeley

GCA reminder, Grumpy Cat will be in Berkeley for the opening of the Berkeley Humane Society’s new Mobile Adoption Center, this Saturday from Noon ’til 3. The MAC will spotlight Berkeley Humane cats and kittens available for adoption, and you’ll be able to buy Grumpy Cat books, enter a raffle for Grumpy Cat prizes, enjoy refreshments and more! (Grumpy herself will be there- though the photo opportunity is full.)

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(Not everyone can be in Berkeley, but everyone CAN enter to win a Grumpy Prize Pack: two winners will win a Pawtographed copy of “Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book,” and “The Grumpy Guide to Life: Observations by Grumpy Cat.” Just send us a photo of you along with your Grumpy Pet, doing your best Grumpy Impression! Get ‘em to us before Friday at Noon PT, when we’ll pick two at random and announce the winners.) (Put “Grumpy Photo” or something in the subject line, k?)

If You Go™ :

Addy: Berkeley Humane, 2700 Ninth Street, Berkeley CA.

Date: Saturday, January 24th, Noon-3pm PT.

Cost: The event is free to attend and the photo with Grumpy Cat (limited availability) is free of charge.

Photo by The Furrtographer.

‘Member How President Bush Hated Broccoli?

Not Dubya- his dad. After all, if it says The Prez on your business card you do NOT have to eat broccoli.

This little guy named Dexter doesn’t have to, either.

(22Words.)

It’s Sqwerl Apreesh Day!

unnamed (5)Sqwerls are a C.O. favorite, and today is their day! Check out this huge selection of Sqwerl Photos, c/o Cuteporter KB- taken at the Coast & Canyon Wildlife Rehabilitation in Malibu, California.

(Here’s a bonus Wallpaper Of The Month, too- just click n’ download!)

Squirrel Appreciation Day

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Original wallpaper image from Shutterstock.

Does This Jacket Make My Butt Look Big?

[I don’t really need to be wearing this, you know. I got all this fur and stuff.]

“I took this picture of my Aussiedoodle puppy Dash looking concerned in his new jacket,” writes Anne L. “The store didn’t seem to have any Doggie Spanx available to, ah, smooth his lines. Admittedly, this would be appropriate for ‘Tocktober, but maybe the snow makes it a January gem?”

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Classic Side-Eye OMG Ponies!!1! BFF Action!

IMG_20150118_142919481_HDREarlier today, we saw BFFs Morris and Champy hanging out. Now we get a sequel of sorts! “This is Moo Pony and his new cat friend,” from Submitter Kerry D.

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