Heads, You Win

Discovery of a rare two-headed cat has scientists baffled! “The poor thing only has one tail, and both heads keep trying to chase it,” notes researcher Humbert Banderpooty of the Institute for Last-Minute Caption Ideas in Oslo.

Via tanjila ahmed.

Praying For Noms

[I prayed for a Brother Kitteh and they ended up bringing home a Slobberknocker LABRADOR the size of Vermont. I don’t even know what a ‘Vermont’ is, but he’s that big. So I’m hungry and gonna give this pitiful prayer thing one more shot before I take drastic measures- like climbing up the living room curtains. They think I don’t know how to do that.]

Happy Toesday 2

IMG_20150928_104414Yes, Tortoises can have Toebeans. Kinda. “Russell the Tortoises Toes. Submitted by Ron and Carol P. of Phx, AZ.” (Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android.)

Headline This Cookie!

Gizmo[*UPDATE 1:00pm PT: Thanks to Gizmo for today’s top header, and to everyone who entered!

Time for another edition of Headline THIS- featuring an apparently highly caffeinated puppeh named Cookie:

“Hello Cute Overlords, Here are some pics of my Pom-Chi ‘Cookie’ who is a little princess living the dream in Seychelles.” – Chantale B.

Write up your best header, and we’ll post our fave about 1pm PT! Good luck!

C.O. Trading Cards #20: Milo

Another C.O. Hall of Famer gets his own Trading Card! Milo is #20 in our series: more C.O. Trading Cards here! (Click Milo below for C.O. Super-Size™!)


Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

Bebeh Octopi coming online! Ehn!

(Thank you Eve S.)

“It’s Toesday? Wake Me On Wombat Wednesday.”

Dingo_Toe Beans on CabinetIt looks like Dingo The Kitteh is just gonna pass on today. Seeya tomorrow, Big D. From Mari L.

Would You Mind Getting That?

1559508_408597735974471_2487240434648548339_o[Kinda doin’ my BIZNESS in here.] – Barley The Terrier, from Kelly D.

The Art Of Seduction (In Five Easy Steps)

Number 1: Make intense eye contact. Number 2: -Wait! We’re not gonna give it away! Watch the clip!

Got A Noisy Puppeh?

Have you tried everything to get a puppeh to stop their incessant barking? Well, then it’s time to bring an enforcer on premises to quiet the little yapper down. Kinda like this cat Greyscale, who means business.



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