He’s Quite A Snortly Fellow!

Spotted this slobberknocker on the San Francisco Animal Care & Control Facebookster. Osiris The English Bulldog is lookin’ for a new home. Key quote: “He’s friendly, cuddly, snortly and completely adorable! And what an underbite!”

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In the SF Bay Area? Here’s the SF AC&C contact info.

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Another Childhood Memory Trashed

When I was just a little NTMTOM, Mommy NTMTOM would take me to Enchanted Forest, “where fairy tales come true.” And there, among the colorful storybook castles, was Timmy the Talking Trashcan. “Feed me your popcorn boxes and candy wrappers,” came a cartoon voice within, and mesmerized I did, earning a jolly “thank you!” every time.

Only in my later years did I learn the mundane truth: What I was convinced was wondrous magic was merely the product of ambitious enterprise and a gift for ventriloquism.

Ninja Pig…In A Sweateuh

unnamed“Two guinea pigs live happily in our preschool classroom in Brooklyn, NY. Ninja (above) & Buttercup were donated at the beginning of the school year by a family that developed bad allergies and could not keep them. They are a loved part of our classroom and so sweet. Because of the polar vortex, I tried to knit them a sweater, but it turns out that guinea pigs HATE wearing sweaters!” -Kerri M.

Hey! Who Are You?

And how did you get on the other side of this page? Just for that, I give you a mini air kronche!

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I Get BBC With The Left, And CBS Radio With The Right

[I can’t get cable in my burrow, so I pop up outta the hole here to catch up on the latest news. Sometimes I gotta crick my neck to get ’em to come in good though.]

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Sand Cat Kitten from Cutest Paw.com.

Yeah, But I’ll Grow Into It

You’ll see! Once I grow up and become a Great Dane, I’m going to take up this entire dog bed!

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That’s the Last Time I Trust That Cat GPS

“Turn left, turn right, climb tree, chase a butterfly for fifty yards, daydream about tuna for 28.5 miles… I did everything it told me, and now I’m completely lost!”

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Cat Nap

Oscar’s trying to hang on, but he’s JUST TOO TIE TIE.


From Lyndsey H.

Cat GPS

“In fifty yards, turn right. At the traffic circle, drive around eighteen times. In 100 yards, stare at the ground for at least five minutes, then lick yourself. At the next light, turn left and chase your own tailpipe. You have reached your destination, or a fish market, whichever comes first…”

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Jess B. from San Francisco writes: “Hi there, Love love LOVE your site!! I’m a first-time contributor, so is my cat (as far as I know). Attached is a picture of Truman, riding shotgun at age 0.5 years. He’s three now and a chunky monkey. Hope you post us, thnx!!”

ふわふわパンダ!(Fluffy Panda!)

The video is outstanding- just nothing but furry bellehs rolling around munching out on bamboo.

But….

…make sure you turn the speakers up. The music is bizarre just as good, if not better than the video, er, movie.


YouTube says: “Original music ‘Fluffy Panda!’ by Sera Amagi, song and lyrics, and Anpan_Ogura, composition, with movies by mrpenta.

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