The Bar Is OPEN

…but it looks like there could be a wait of up to 15 minutes or so. We’ll seat you just as soon as we can! In the meantime, feel free to browse our gift shoppe.

9318915766_73975bd0c4_o
“Hi, my name is Julia. Attached is a picture of a fresh chocolate lab litter – my Aunt Gywnne posted this to her Instagram account with the caption, ‘The dilemma lays in choosing one.'”

[Yes, that would be a problem. -Ed]

Donkzee. Jeepers, whaaat?

Or is it zonkdee? Wait, (clickety-click-click, sigh page-loadiiiing)… It’s a Zonkey! A bebbeh Zonkey! Ayy, itsa Italian, capeesh? Say, sì!

9360943774_14e0ddd0fb_z
Baby Zonkey named Ippo is the only one in Italy, according to Italian news Ansa. If you think you love zebras, read about Ippo’s dad, and think again. That’s Amore’!

Excuse Me, Is This Yours?

Found it in the bushes over there. Prolly get someone to sew that back on for you.

A Pelican, Briefly

A customer stops by inquiring about the daily specials in Little Venice on Mykonos Island in Greece.

9280128158_e661204a73_h
From the Canon EOS Rebel T4i of Cuteporter Stanley F.

I Don’t Want To

I don’t have to. You can’t make me.

Fave Frame:

Screen Shot 2013-07-23 at 8.09.53 PM
“Please watch Tommy the chihuahua hide when she hears the word, ‘bath’ and consider posting on CO!” -Tommy and Gracie.

Kate & Wills Lof Teh Cute!

The new Prince has been dubbed, George! Orly? You don’t say. Very well. Then we shall hug heem and squee heem and call heem, George!!!

5247236397_6ed6a82587_z
By George!

7983482339_0cf014de8a_z
Very Curious, George.

3920794055_0566240a57_z
“I cannot tell a lie.”

252186941_f36785e9a1_z

iPup

Customer: Good morning. My Mac seems to be a little sluggish. Could you check?
Genius: Sure, happy to. (Peers inside.) Hmmmmm.
Customer: What? Did you find something?
Genius: Yup. I think…you’ve been using the Paws key too much.

9316212867_8ae37bbc20_z
From BarkPost.

Hai! Karate!

Be careful how you use it.*

9316305177_a173d653c3_z
*Hipster ’60’s pop culture reference, as seen on The Big R. A homage to the CO Japanese Schoolgirl foot stance tradition.

Secrets of Stage Magic, Lesson 5

There are two approaches to the classic “disappearing ice cube” illusion:

Method One: Place ice cube on conjuring table. Distract audience with engaging patter for a few moments, long enough for concealed bird to pull ice cube into sleeve.

Method Two: Place ice cube on conjuring table. Distract audience with engaging patter for at least three hours, then reveal that ice cube has been replaced by water.


Bruce O. gives away the trick: “How does our pet Dusky-Headed Conure named “Scoop” keep her cool in this kind of weather? By hangin’ out in her sack and lickin’ on an ice cube!”

Admit It!

The crazy cat lady in you is a bit jealous!

9298299934_630d522794_c
“These 12 Save-A-Pet foster kittens redefine the phrase “cat tree” – Galahad, Orchid, King Arthur, Lancelot, Stache, Tristan, Pellinore, Polaroid, Simone, Pentax, Jonquil & Panasonic (top to bottom, left to right)” -Sandra Joy P.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 15,540 other followers