Pillow ‘Tock

I am reminded of a song…
“Send me the pillow that you dream on.
Don’t you know that I still care for you?
Send me the pillow that you dream on,
So darling, I can dream on it, too.”

Sweet dreams to Google the chihuahua, Shane L.

Got Crumbs?

I happen to like my crumbs distributed evenly around my chin, because I believe in a well balanced diet.

Beaker the hamster asks, leftovers? What are leftovers, Pattie F.?

Now That’s a Determined Nuzzler

When this alpaca wants to get up close and personal, nothing will dissuade her — not even an extreme height difference (or an extremely indifferent kitten).

Duck Season! Wabbit Season!

Hmm, this looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing some chemically-induced duckbunnies in my time.


Photo by deniedart.

When You See It You Will Jump

Beware to all you peeps out there.

Are you ready for a sneaky scare?

Something’s lurking in the dark unknown…

The next scream you hear will be your own!


Sir Francis Bacon the hedgehog, got shivers up and down her spines, Marcy R.!

It’s an On Again Off Again Relationship

What a couple. In their current relationship, they’re on, then they’re off, and they’re back on again. Wire they always switching? It’s almost revolting. It’s time to pull the plug.


He’s not very grounded. At first he refused, then he couldn’t resistor.


Shocking, Bootsie. Way to socket to us, Shirley S.

How to pick up a baby Red Panda in 5 easy steps

Step 1: Locate Cub. Snorf cub neck to determine if said cub is indeed the correct cub that needs a pickin’ (up.)

Chester Zoo - Red Panda Baby
Step 2: Brace self with nearby log (or chair leg) for support

Chester Zoo - Red Panda Baby
Step 3:  Grip cub firmly with patented Double-Wrap-Around-Huggular-Neck-Chomp-n-Claw™ motion!

Chester Zoo - Red Panda Baby
Step 4: If cub grip loosens, perform extra snarfing action at nape of neck

Chester Zoo - Baby Red Panda
Step 5: Finally, carry cub around like you own the place!

Chester Zoo - Red Panda Baby
Oh and, try not to swing the baby to and fro, it’s bad form.

Chester Zoo - Red Panda Baby
Cuteporter Sarah A. discovered these gems by RomeoOliverPool.

And Now, a Dog Playing with Himself

This clever dog has figured out how to have endless fun on its own with a tennis ball and a set of stairs. Makes you wonder how well he’d get on with a Slinky.

Meanwhile, at the Pugvale Elementary Annual Second Grade Fall Pageant…

“But I don’t wanna go onstage, Mrs. Whickerbacker! All the other kids are gonna laugh at me, and my leaf costume won’t stay in place, and I can’t remember my line!


Steve V. says: “This is our pug Zelda. She is little and cute. The other day we put a leaf on her back. It was almost bigger than her!”

May Be Too Intense for Some Viewers

This is the Lemur Leaf Frog, this is the cutest frog on the planet, probably just here visiting from the cute hall of fame. It lives in the rainforest, it can fit on the tip of your finger, it can change colors and, most of all, it can do that amazing mime illusion of an invisible wall. Check it out.

(silently presses sticky hands one at a time against imaginary flat surface, looks surprised)


Actually, as Brian G. knows, the Lemur Leaf Frog is a critically endangered frog of Central & So. American rainforests.