Well Hellllllllllllo There, Lil’ Lady!

ImageProxyThis is Kibibi, “Little Lady” in Swahili. She was born in March at the Belfast Zoo!

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From ZooBorns.

Flashback Friday: Flute Concerto For Doorstep In G

1821-934xPart of the “The 60 Most Powerful Photos Ever Taken,” from Distractify.com.

Guess What’s Coming Monday Morning?

Six AM PT. All the deets. Be here- aloha!

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CAUGHT ON FILM™: THIS Bebeh Trunkster’s Goin’ NOWHERE

Remember back in May when the Floating Bebeh Trunkster got into a bit of a spot? That is NOT gonna happen THIS time!

Sent by several Cuteporters, thank you!

Friday Haiku: Shell Game

Ham and the Hermie
Two best friends thru thick & thin
Even thru that shell

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“Amelia is the ham and Sheldon is the hermie. They are besties.” -Erin C.

Three Ball In The Side Pocket, NO Prob

[The only problem I haz is, where does the round thing go when I knock it into the circle?]

Well Go On…SAY Something!

20140719_114939“I humbly submit for your consideration my aunt’s 4 month (!) old Leonberger, Apollo. (He’s the one on the right. Not sure about the guy on the left. Neither is Apollo.) Apollo is a therapy dog although when he gets to his full size, I think it may mostly be shock therapy.” -Dale S.

You Will Pay Attention To Me

That is an ORDER.

Ivan Elonginak, Billionaire Giraffe of Destiny, Retreats to the Serenity of His Summer Estate

When Ivan is weary of million-dollar hoofshake deals and cocktails with beautiful models, Ivan takes swim in pool to reflect. Is reflecting pool.

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Here, Ivan ponders meaning of his existence. Palatial homes on every continent, two private planes at his command, the adoration of millions of people — is that really all there is?

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Alas, the answers do not come, and is time for Ivan to leave. Ivan must tend to his tiny pet Russian millionaire, which he loves very much.

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Via redditor errf. More backstory here.

Let Me Clean That For You

Oh, Deer. A man in upstate New York’s camera lens is a bit smudgy, so this critter decides to offer a helping hand, er, tongue.

From Mashable.