You’ve Been Waiting for This Your Entire Life!

Attenshons! Do we have your attenshons?! This is BIG!

Ta-daaaaaaaaa!  The Eyebrow Dots tag is finally HERE! No! Yessss!

But first, a message from our eyebrow dots sponsor-pup,

“Hi, I am a 7 week old as yet unnamed Husky puppy. Would you like to help name me?”

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Victoria’s hubba-hubba Husky is hungry for a handle!

Six Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Dates

Pets snuggle with no ulterior motives.


You expect your pet to sometimes smell funny. You worry when your date does. Conversely, your pet seems to enjoy it when you are especially malodorous, whereas your date does not.


Your pet doesn’t mind so much when you wear matching outfits.


Your pet doesn’t care if you have put on a few pounds, have some extra hair in weird places or if you’re wearing those holey sweatpants. Some dates expect you to step it up.


When you give your pet dinner out of a bag, can or crisper drawer, they act like it is French cuisine.


Your pet will always be happy to see you and will act like it’s been an eternity since they saw you last. If your date is not happy to see you, get a different date. Better yet, get a pet.


In order of appearance: YoYo by Tiffany F, Hank “Hanky Panky” the Tank by Michael and LaTricia P., Mourka by Frank and Anna T., tiny tortoise by P, hungry bunny by Gary and Brenda and chinchilla in waiting by Newhell.

I Know You’re Staring At Them

I’m Sam. A Cat With Eyebrows. What, you’ve never seen these before?

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Ten miles. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.

Harrumph, cats these days. Why, when I was a kid ……! (ok, it’s a sheep, not a goat, close enough!)

Very c-ewe-t, Anea D.

75 Buck Chuck

This is 75 Buck Chuck, a wonderfully furry, mushy foldabuhl BLOB.

Wonder how he got his name? Wonder no more. [Is that his ear wrapped around his paw? And where's his face? What? -Ed]

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UPDATE!

Terisa L. is the hoomin behind Chuck..she wrote in to provide us with a helpful CHUCK ‘O’ GRAM.

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Simply Stirling

On the beach…

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In the living room…

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Or in the park, Stirling is The Man.

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From RaphAnja, “Greetings from the Netherlands.”

Child Star: Then & Now

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She stole Rudolph’s heart, and ours, as Clarice, now the world holds its breath as she grows up and abandons her famous red polka-dot hair bow, for an *iddy-biddy mohawk!8371589474_880b0ebff1_b
Alex T. of AT8 Photography, a Safari Guide in South Africa, explains this is a Duiker, “which is an *iddy biddy type of antelope with built in mohawks.” This adorable duiker is named ‘Easy’, who was raised and soon to be released from Daktari Bush School and Wildlife Orphanage.

What’s the First Thing You Think of When You Wake Up?

(Oh stop it.) We are such dedicated Cute Nerds, you know Teh Cute is always on our minds! Yay! (And, occasionally, if it’s not, then maybe it’s an indication that we have a life, but let’s be realistic.)

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Jessica B. writes, “This is my friend’s baby dwarf bunny, and she likes to lie upside-down on her lap. Her name is Fluffay and she belongs to 6-year-old Gracie.” That’s right, it’s Fluffay, with an ‘a’!

There’s a Mistake With My Order

I ordered the half-caff caramel cappuccino with whipped nonfat soy milk and a dusting of nutmeg, and I appear to have been served a puppy.


Via Reddit.

Your How-to Guide to Shoplifting

For novice shoplifters, it is important to establish an alibi in case one is caught. For example, allowing the merchandise to attach itself to you, rather than pocketing it yourself, can create an element of plausible deniability.

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(Note: Some content at source website may be NSFW.)

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