What Did You Do Today, Little Niko?

(“Stunned silence”)

Did ya try peanut butter today, Niko? …Nikooo?

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“These boys are my French Bulldogs, Oliver (a year and a half old) and Niko (sixteen weeks). Niko had his first taste of peanut butter today. HE SAW THE FACE OF GOD!” -Katie.

Come Get Some, Hoppity!

You want a piece of this, diaper baby? C’mon, Matilda, let’s put on the gloves and waltz a few rounds! Yeah, you better run, ya overgrown rat! And keep runnin’!

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Anyone Up For Some Jiggly Paw Noms?

Got ’em right here, thanks to Cuteporter Lauren (“I think he’s doing a puppeh dance in his dreams”) C. in the You Kay.

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From Imgur.

Hi, U Wanna Be My Friend Or Somethin’?

According to the 22 Words.com story, the woman who shot this got a phone call from a neighbor saying there was a lone foal on his property. Gigja Einarsdottir took the little Icelandic horseh in for the night ’til they could locate the mother, which happened the next day. In the meantime, she took this video.


“I so want to be that girl.” -Liisa from Finland (rather should’ve been “from Iceland.”)

A Maru -N- Hana Bedtime Tail

Off to The Land Of Maru and Hana. What have we here? This big thing is a cat bed, believe it or not. Mugumogu says “I bought this cat bed for Hana, because she is sensitive to cold. I forecast that Maru did not like this. Because he does not like warm beds.” OK, fair enough.

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Well, The Circle may not like warm beds, but those are Maru ‘Tocks.

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[It’s mine. What is Fatso doing in there?]

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[Some help?]

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[Mwah ha ha.]

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[Later.]

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[HA! I knew I’d get in here eventually!]

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Spotted by Cuteporter Andrew Y.

Curses, Foiled Again

Villain cats, “YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.”

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Dainty family in distress, “But we can’t pay the rent!”

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Ding-dong! Rent Lady calling! You must pay the rent!

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Yeahhh, if you could just pay the rent, that would be greeeaaat.

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I’ll get you my kitty, and your rent, too!

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“I’ll pay the rent!”, said dramatic penguin dramatically, “Put it on my bill.”
Yay! Our hero.

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Rocket News has the “real” story. Cute beady eye factor by Sylvanian Families AKA Calico Critters.

OMG Bebeh Camel. In A Coat.

It’s only March 3rd- there’s still a LOT of cold left in the winter. Nobody knows it better than this critter, too! Bundle up, little friend!

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“This is a 3 day old camel, wearing a coat! So cold here in Cincinnati! Photo courtesy of the Cincinnati Zoo and & Botanical Gardens!” – Frozen Cuteporter Cathy B.

Rats! It’s Monday!

But we’ve got THESE for you!!! So while you’re sorting through all those weekend emails (my boss sent me an email at 11pm Saturday?) think of these jolly little critters just waitin’ for a belleh scritch. Or a Cheerio™.

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Via Mashable.

Gonna Lay Right Here In Fronta Yer Face

[‘Til U wake up and gives me the noms, OK then? Or mebbe you’d like a HAIRBALL? I haz different flavors for ya.]

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From Kate S. as seen on The Humor Train.

Can I? Can I? Can I Huh?

[Can I keep it, Ma? Please? I’ll do extra chores! Please?]

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From Humor Train.

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