‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 2:37 pm PT (Bonus Meg Flashback Post!)

Welcome to ‘Tocktober, People. Now put on your Bonnie Raitt wig (I know you have one) and sing it with me!

Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?

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And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…

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‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,

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You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?

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I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.

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Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…

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Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]

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A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love

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Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love

How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..

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Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.

Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-‘Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 2:00 pm PT

Knockin’ down a pair of 12 packs definitely makes you wanna waggle your ‘tocks.

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“Fig on the left and Miss Chlo on the right. If you zoom you can see Miss Chlo’s nose and paw checking out a smidgen of Fig’s nose!” -Cuteporter Aimee C.

Send us your pet’s ‘Tock Shot! We might just use it sometime this month!

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 1:19 pm PT

What’s one thing we haven’t shown so far today? Well..maybe giant inflatable duck ‘tocks. Got ‘em right here, too! This is Glory Pier in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, on Sept. 19th.


As seen on CBS News.com, photo by Ashley Pon/Getty Images.

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 12:47 pm PT (Bonus Hour Post!)

(People, this one literally just came in @ 12:39pm PT. They’re..Spec-TOCK-ular. THIS will give ‘em SOMETHIN’ TO ‘TOCK ABOUT.)

“Happy First Day of ‘Tocktober! Attached herein is a photo, brand spankin’ new this afternoon. Isabel Lily knows what today is and got herself in prime posish for a photo shoot, snorfin’ some herbs in the sun. Who doesn’t love some fine Calico ‘Tocks. ;-)
Cheers!” -Lisa A.

Chive and Tarragon 'Tocks

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// Noon PT

“These Distinguished Gentlemen are orphaned hedgehogs, two of the many injured and orphaned animals arriving every day at the Israeli Wildlife Hospital for treatment, rehabilitation and hopefully – release back to the wild. (I volunteer there.) As you can see, napping is a very important part of a Hog’s treatment plan!” -Yael A.

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Send us your pet’s ‘Tock Shot! We might just use it sometime this month!

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 11:29 am PT

(Filmstrip projector sounds like back in third grade) “And here we have a classic example of Iced Polar ‘Tocks. Exceedingly rare.”

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First photo by Olga Gladysheva. From My Modern Met. Second photo by Wong Maye-e/AP as seen on NBC News.com.

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 10:41 am PT (Bonus Hour Post!)

Anyone else besides me see an elephant face in these ‘Tocks?

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“Picture taken by me at the Toronto Zoo.” -Omegaplusone.

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 10:10 am PT

(Traffic ‘copter sounds:)
KCBS News Anchor: “Let’s go to Sky 5 and Kathy Coates.”

Sky 5 Kathy: “The Bay Bridge is at the limit. Sir Francis Drake moving along nicely up in Marin. In the South Bay, we’re looking good as you head into Silicon Valley, but be careful, as we do see a Sqwerl Pile-Up developing on El Camino Real as you get closer to Mountain View. Be on the lookout for that.”

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Photo from Kimberly B. @ Coast & Canyon Wildlife Rehabilitation.

Send us your pet’s ‘Tock Shot! We might just use it sometime this month!

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 9:31 am PT

Here’s another rare image: a Double-‘Tock shot. Verrrrry hard to find these days. And yes, that would be the world-famous Boo on the right. As seen on Boo’s FB. (So, you might call this one a “Boo-ty” shot. Stole that from the comments of the source image, btw.)

(P.S. – As commenter Berg helpfully pointed out—if you count the hoomin, technically, this IS a Triple-Tock shot.)

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‘Tocktober 1st /// 24 Hours Of ‘Tocks /// 8:50 am PT (Bonus Hour Post!)

“I have a newly-minted Doberman puppy whose froggy ‘tocks need to appear on CO. Her name is Ripley, as of this email she is 11 weeks 4 days old, and she’s a show prospect puppy. We’re hoping she’ll do well in both dog shows and agility trials.” -Laura M.

[“Froggy ‘Tocks?” Must add to glossary. -Ed]

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