Smile For The Camera? This IS My Smile!

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This orphaned Baby Great Horned Owl is a patient at the California Wildlife Center. Photo via KB.

This Screensaver Is Kind of Creepy

I mean, most of them have some kind of animation, but this one just sits there and stares at you.

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Via Reddit.

This Is Your Bambi On Winter

Ugh! I demand no more snow! (stomps hoof) I want spring! I want it now! Do you know who I am? I am Ba– OK, who threw that snowball at me?

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Via The Weather Channel Twittoi.

THIS JUST IN: And The Winning Name Is……..

The Toronto Zoo held the usual “Name That Cub” contest. Yer gonna hafta click the video, like we’re gonna spoil the surprise. (But wait ’til the 1:10 mark! Gaaaaaaaaa.)


Spotted on MSN News Canada. (No, no link. They mention the name!)

Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

Inter-Knitters! The Penguinz Need U!

penguinsKnitters of the Internet! The Penguin Foundation needs you! Well, they need your Sweateuh! If a penguin gets caught in some type of oil spill, they need Little Sweateuhs to keep warm. Back in 2011, they had enough Sweateuhs. Now they need more of ’em. Let’s hear what Lyn Blom has to say- she is the receptionist at Phillip Island Nature Parks in Victoria, Australia. (Interview with host Red Symons from 774 ABC Melbourne Breakfast– and they call ’em “Jumpers.” Same diff. G’day.)

Want to knit a Penguin Sweateuh? This link (Opens PDF) shows you how, and also has contact info.

Chapter Nine, in Which Mr. Devereaux Can Contain His Desires No Longer

Hesitantly, Roger opened the door to Daphne’s private boudoir. She stood before him, radiant in the moonlight, clad only in the sheer silken nightclothes that flowed elegantly around her demure figure. “I am not accustomed to visitors at this hour, good sir,” she said in a voice at once coy and commanding.

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Via RocketNews24.

You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Crate

[I haz to stop this shark!! Amity is a summer town. We need summer dollars. Now, if the people can’t swim here, they’ll be glad to swim at the beaches of Cape Cod or the Hamptons, or Long Island!]


Julie M. found this one.

Dora The Reluctant Explora

Folks, grab a hankie. Dora got scared from fireworks, and she took off. Her family didn’t see Dora again for seven months.

Watch what happened.


From Distractify.com.

The Return Of Japanese Schoolgirl Foot Stance Action!

It’s back! As seen way back in the day (and even more recently!)

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Photos by ChengLun Na PhD. as seen on the Cincinnati Zoo FB..tip thanks go to Cuteporter Claire S.

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