I like pig butts and I cannot lie,
You other animals can’t deny
When the pigs walk in with those double-decker ‘tocks
I go “squee” when I see them hocks…
Oh, Sarah L. we wanna get wit’cha / ’cause we like yo pit’cha!
From the category archives: Uncategorized
Bacon Got Back
October 8, 2009 By
Wallet-Sized, Now Just $10.99
October 8, 2009 By
You can never go wrong with a nice shot from the Sears Portrait Studio…
I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.
THIS JUST IN: A puppeh with pink glasses
October 7, 2009 By
This pup is seeing 20/10, People, and he’s reading the eye chart on the wall and it says:
I
OWN
YER
ASS
Impressive at such a young age, @Mishmashed!
The Cliché Hollywood Nightmare Scene
October 7, 2009 By
It begins with a grating chord of violins; the camera creeps in slowly…
The subject twists in agony, as thoughts from the subconscious bubble to her lips…
The violins screech up and down like angry bees; the subject’s writhing becomes more and more desperate, until she can stand it no longer, AND –
GGHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! She bolts upright and stares into the camera!
Pass the popcorn, Katelyn D.
Oh, Hells to the No, Lady
October 7, 2009 By
Let me get this straight: You’re trying to offer me that…for this? Oh, honey. If you think I’m letting go of this anytime soon, then you might as well believe that Mensa is gonna be recruiting you. I mean, that’s like me offering you tofu for a Twinkie.
If I were you, I’d back the hell up. Because on top of being highly unpredictable, I’m, like, 8 feet tall and foaming at the mouth with Cheetos dust.
Next time, maybe you won’t offer him a cashew. But on the other hand, look at those adorably clawed prongs, Pea H.
Those Three Little Words
October 7, 2009 By
I mean, yeah, it was cute at first, when the relationship was just getting started, and there’d be this giddy rush to be the one to say it first, you know, because it felt so good to hear it come back at you…
But lately, it’s not the same. He says it, and then she says it, and then they both say it, so I feel like I gotta say it, and it just turns into a call-and-response thing…
We like you, Ellen M., but we don’t “like you” like you.
“Nighttime! Daytime!” Dr. Lipschwitz has his work cut out for him.
October 6, 2009 By
This one speaks for itself. Hilariously.
More from BBC’s very, very funny Walk on the Wild Side can be seen here.
Hi, I’m the New Monster Under Your Bed
October 6, 2009 By
Yes, moved in last Thursday. Still living out of the boxes; ach, such a mess, don’t get me started. Anyhoo, just wanted to pop up and say hello, and I promise to start terrorizing you as soon as possible, but we’re so busy right now what with the change-of-address cards and getting our youngest into kindergarten.
“Chloe” looks like an extra from “Monsters, Inc.,” Danielle.
Available at fine pet stores everywhere.
October 6, 2009 By
He was there, and I here. Everyday. My mind was on him. Constantly.
Do you miss me?
My master, he could do no wrong. My unconditional love was infinitely unambiguous.
Unquestionably so!
Would he always be mine? Time would tell…
There are many loves, but only one obsession: Canine Klein’s Obsession.
Ahh, the smell of it, Aubrey A.
I Think Stephen Colbert Hacked This Post
October 6, 2009 By
Samantha and Honey Bear, sittin’ in a tree!
Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-Enn-GEE!
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage the blood-curdling screams of AGONY at the razor-sharp claws of a godless KILLING MACHINE!!!1! AUUUGGGHHH!!!
Snorgling machine is more like it, Samantha B.
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