The Financial Correspondent from The Mew York Times Has a Question

“Thank you. In light of the lower than anticipated growth in the string toy and jingle ball sectors during the second quarter, will the President continue to deplete the Strategic Catnip Reserve, and also a follow-up question, where’s the litter box?


Via schnappischnap.

The Red Panda Diary

S’cuse me Mr. Helper Man, but would you be so kind as TO NOT HOIST ME UP BY MY TAIL WHILE I AM EATING? Thanks much.

Poor, Poor, Pitiful Meme

They rushed me to prototype in just ten days. Ten days! For most dolls they take a month, but I was the Grumpy Cat doll, the cranky Internet superstar adored by millions, and I was gonna be this year’s must-have toy.


But then just like that the bottom fell out. The endorsement deal went nowhere. Grumpy Cat: The Musical closed after 14 performances. Victoria’s Secret’s Grumpy Cat collection was a PR disaster. Finally, everyone just… moved on.


And today? See for yourself. “Must-have toy,” that’s me. Right.


Via Tina D.

Let’s Celebrate THE PIG

Some like to fly.

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Some like to just snort around.

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Some like to give keeses.

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There are OTHER types of pigs, you know..

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But they’re ALL worthy of The QTE.

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~Zee Photo Creditos~
1) From Getty Images via CBS5 Facebook.
2) From Zoo Basel via Zooborns.
3) Taken at Gelinas Farm, Pembroke NH by Cuteporter Nancy K.
4/5) Balbinka, who sadly passed away :( recently; from Klara S.

Hampton Gets the Third Degree

“I’m telling you, I didn’t eat the cheese doodles! I’ve been running in the wheel all morning, and I’ve got witnesses, and besides, they were stale and you woudn’t have liked them anyway!”

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Via schnappischnap.

Milo Triple Play!

Milo and his buddy Lamby being couch potatoes.

Milo dreams of being a star.

And here’s our guy just acting like a wild man.

Just a little corner of Milo’s World.

Anyone Up For A Game O’ Pounce?

Trisha G. says: “My 16+ year old kitten Iris is always up for a game of pounce! I got her at the Animal Rescue League of Boston April 15 (tax day) 1997 and the name seemed to fit the day.” (Geddit? Iris = I.R.S.)

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Surrender The Treats NOW, Mister Man

Don’t MAKE me ask twice.

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Epic photobomb action provided by Nicolas B. from the Copa..Copacabana area of Rio de Janeiro.

Friday Haiku Too: What’s Up, Croc?

This croc loves to rock
He wants to rock ’round the croc clock
‘Til he gets too tired.

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“Despite wanting to nip as much as their adult counterparts do, these bebeh freshwater crocs are extremely soft, they squeak (much like Milo from Milo’s World) and they ooze cute from every scute.” -Anne F. from Sydney.

[“Scute?” Whatever, it rhymes- Ed]

Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, Yay Yay Yay!

Unroll the toilet paper, all the way!

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Via Redditor espnzone.

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