Huh? Whazzat? Yeah, OK….

….I GUESS I’ll eat THAT! Om nom nom.


T.O.

Soggeh Doggehs*

chuchiThey really love taking a bath. They just have a funny way of show their apreesh.

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*Stole Borrowed Adapted headline from Mother Nature Network. From KTS.

Flashback Friday

Let’s do the Time Warp again! We’ve got a beehive hairdo, kitch, schmaltz, cheesy xylophone, AND an old-timey newsreel narrator! But wait, there’s also cats so that makes it all better.
It’s just a jump to the left:

And then a step to the right:

Thank You, Brinke and thank YouTube.

C.O. Classifieds: Panda Caretaker WANTED

Panda Sanctuary and Research Center desires someone to snorgle Pandas. Free room and board. Salary 32K/200,000 yuan/yr. Free SUV to drive. Must be at least 22 and in good physical shape. Must love pandas. Oh yes, position is in China.

We’re not kidding, guys. NBC News says “China’s Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Ya’an, Sichuan province just announced a competition for a one-year job as a “Panda Caretaker.” Eight runners-up win a three-day trip to panda-watch at the reserve. China Daily helpfully notes, “Your work has only one mission: spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows.”

Sorrows? With a fleet of Pandas? Impossible.

I’m in. Who’s with me? The application is somewhere on this site.


Thanks to The Furrtographer for the teep.

Oh, U Want 2 Get On The Couch?

Just wait. He kicks it into gear and really wants to get up on the couch.

And the whackadoodle eyes are just a flat-out bonus.


From PetFlow Blog by way of Ted M. and Groovy 94.1 in Beckley, West Virginia, everybody.

Friday Haiku: BEE!

Ready for landing
Bee flies low to the flower
Gets pollen in face

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From Hadel G.

“Booplesnoot?” That’s A New One

Check out this interesting quirky set of diagrams- they give you a clearer picture of exactly what is where on various adorabuhl creatures. Well, most of ’em are adorbs. Mebbe not the last two.

OK, definitely not the last two.

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As seen on Neatorama and It’s OK To Be Smart. Bird Diagram from Bird & Moon, helpfully pointed out by DB. “Cat’s Anatomy” as seen on Trupanion.com, from Night Owl.

Modern Urban Legends

According to folklore, if you look into a mirror and chant “Oh-em-gee, I simply have to tweet a selfie of my face when Bieber dissed Solange on Ellen,” a naked imp will appear and attempt to knock some sense into you.

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“This is my eight month-old Sphynx, Ella. She is always, without fail, incessantly the center of attention,” says sender-inner Jenny S.

I Haz 2 Align Chakras?

“Meditation brings wisdom.”

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“Lack of mediation leaves ignorance.”

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“Know well what leads you forward…”

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“…and what holds you back…”

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“…and choose the path that leads to wisdom.” -Buddha quotes.

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“When the breath wanders the mind also is unsteady.”

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“But when the breath is calmed…”

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“…the mind too will be still…”

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“….and the yogi achieves long life.”

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“Therefore, one should learn to control the breath.” -Hatha Yoga Pradipika.

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“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” -Sting.

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“When you calm your mind and your senses, you become conscious of your always present inner self.” -Unknown.

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“Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave.” -Unknown.

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“Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind.” -Unknown.

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“Beyond meditation there is the experience of now.” -Ryan Parenti.

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As seen on Bored Panda. More quotations here.

There’s No Way I Just Saw This

No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Yes way.

FOLKS, A BUNNEH WEARING A TEDDY BEAR BACKPACK. KA-BOOM.

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BuzzFeed.

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