Time To Get In The Swim Of Things!

There are some things in The Cute World that we just can’t wrap our heads around.

LIKE A GOLDFISH WITH A LIFE PRESERVER!!!

Thanks to Heather N. for the Send-In.

What Do You Mean?

I AM smiling.


Now my feelings are hurt.


Brooklyn T. says, “Just a quick note to say your site is the bright spot in my day. Thank you for spreading the joy! My little guy’s name is Fellini and he is the absolute SWEETEST!” Thank you, Brooklyn, for the “sample of his squeezable face.”

Thanks for the Pep Talk, Dad.

Son, make the most out of every moment of your life. One day, you will wake up and realise you’re not 90 anymore.

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Lemurs courtesy of Drusillas Park Zoo and Krystian S.

Go AWAY I Am Trying To SLEEP, Dear

Gotta give the Little Man an “A” for Effort though.

Stop!

In the name of Loff.

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Seen on Pixdaus, photo by Vladimir N.

Mama Wants to Stay in Touch

Um, Mama, we know it’s hard but you might not want to be too touchy-feelie with that one.

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It’s a TEENAGER! Dun, Dun, Dunnnn!

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Mama says, “Fine, then I’ll just hold this little leaf right here.” (sniff)

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Vervets! Photos taken in Kruger National Park, South Africa, by Field Guide and Hyaena Specialist, Alex T.

The Two Most Important Words To A Cat Are…

“Feed Me.”

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Is your furniture covered by unsightly pet hair? For a limited time only, Cute Overload is offering this revolutionary animated GIF of a dog getting vacuumed!

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But wait! Act now, and we’ll throw in a second animated GIF absolutely free!

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No, We Don’t Have That on CD

This is a record store. We sell records. Records are how music should be heard, not the flat, tinny ultra-compressed CD-slash-MP3 so-called “music” you seem to have settled for. Know what we keep on CDs? Beverages. Good day, madam.


Via this person, with a user name I can’t quite type.

Always Dreamed of a Career in Cuteology?

But don’t have the time to study? (shhh, wink, wink) Now getting your Cuteologist Degree is simple, thanks to CO’s fully accredited 3-step Cuteologist Program!
Step 1. Earn your Associate Degree in “Anh!” now!

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Step 3. Earn your Master’s Degree in “Asplode!” now!

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Congratulations! We guarantee your hard work will be rewarded! And you can add some extra letters after your name.
Brittany Spaniel pups via Pinterest, cup o’ cute via Buzzfeed, Kitty by Josh N.’s Joshograph, (there’s still time to vote)!

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