OK Guys, Who Wants A Snack?

Anyone that wants a little munchie, get in here STAT!

Submitted by Azalea L.

As Seen At Trader EscarJoe’s

“This little guy was attached to the plastic wrap of a bouquet of flowers at Trader Joe’s. I got him off the wrapping and he instantly came out of his shell then proceeded to snail around my hand and my friend’s hand!” -Leigh Z. (Who also came up with the headline after some prompting!)

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Tea Time With Maru

BRAND NEW VIDEO JUST IN via the Japan Intertubes. Maru plops down on his considerable haunches for some Matatabi tea (Tea for cat.) Catnip tea? Who knew?

The second Maru today! #Whythehecknot. Thanks Mugumogu.

BBC Kittehs On The Move!

Clipboard01Peeps, check this out. A BBC show programme has outfitted 50 kittehs with GPS tracker-cams to find out what they DO all day. Besides sleep & lick their paws. There’s a show called The Secret Life Of The Cat, but..it’s UK-only. Ahem. This link, though, shows you quite a lot. Click a kitteh at the top of that page, and the kitteh video journey will pop up. More here.

UPDATE 1.0! Cuteporter Tony J. found the show on YouTube!

UPDATE 2.0! Cuteporters DC & Tony J. found another one! w00t!

Cam-tester Rosie wearing a cat-cam.

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This is where cam-tester Phoebe goes in a 24-hour period in her Surrey UK neighborhood.

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Cuteporter Trisha M. gets the CREDITO for thees one! Many thanks.

Morris De Voto Para La Alcaldía!

Vote Morris For Mayor, that is. It seems that Morris The Cat is running for mayor in the town of Xalapa, Mexico. He’s got his social media strategy working, with FB & Twitter accounts getting out the word. (Helps to speak Spanish if you’re gonna click those, FWIW.)

Morris’s platform, judging from this video, is to…knock things off the table. According to Time.com, Morris wants to “get the rats out,” -you can take that two ways- and “do what other politicians do, namely sleep and do nothing.”

Good luck to Big Mo!

THIS JUST IN: Giant Gentoo Penguin Terrorizes Tourists!

We’ve got confirmed reports of a huge Gentoo Penguin attacking tourists in Antarctica. This photo by Tim Fisher shows one poor soul literally being picked off like he was a snack. Which…he ended up becoming. More as this develops.

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Spotted by Smedley on NatGeo.

Jaz, Will You PLEASE Get Up!

Think we’re gonna need a tow truck here to haul Jaz’s keester outta the sack.

Discovered while randoming viewing The Tube.

Guinea Peeg, You’ve Got Chain Mail!

Fear Not! Ne’er that kind of chain mail. This kind.
Verily, ye shall seek thee noble Guinea Peeg chain mail on eBay. ‘Tis most splendid! HUZZAH!

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Nikki K., what say you? “You HAVE to see this completely redonk eBay listing my vet’s office shared with me. There are a bunch of photos on the listing! This is a charity auction listing on eBay for a hand-made Guinea pig-sized chain mail and helmet to benefit the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue“: Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to wear? This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep your guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly “woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch. (Only 5 4 3 2 days left!)

Maru? Where Are You?

Has anyone seen The Chubbular One? Where could he be?

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Mugumogu, who else?

Buon Appetito

We’re all outta spaghetti, so you wanna have Corgillini?

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Corgnelius’s new brother, Stumphrey!

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