Soooo Close

You’re lucky I’m outside this door. Or I would give you the biggest, slobberiest ZERBERT ever!


Antonio (Irish Setter) wonders what he’s missing, Marcel (kitteh belleh!) and Nastassia T.

Puppy Tales – Asher

There was once an Alaskan Klee Kai puppy named Asher. For miles around, people came to see him and admire his sweetness.


They cooed and awwwed at his antics, small size, and yes, his pure white eyebrows.

While Asher genuinely appreciated the love and admiration, there was only one person whose opinion meant something to him.


That person was his Abbie and they lived happily ever after. The End.

Limp And Lifeless?

Get your sproing and vigor back with Pronghorn. It’s easy to do if you follow these easy instructions. 1. Watch the video. 2. Run and jump. 3. Drink a bottle. 4. Repeat.

You will notice dramatic results immediately.

You might expect to pay hundreds of dollars for such a high quality program, but guess what? Pronghorn is totally FREE! That’s right, you can feel better at no cost to you.

Try it now, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

Fave Frame™


Results may vary. Bipeds rarely reach speeds matching quadrupeds. Consult your doctor before beginning any exercise routine. This is a product of Queens Zoo and Luke G.

Fear and Bathing

Ablutophobia – the fear of bathing. Symptoms: As soon as the water splashes you, your hairs automatically show where to put the water wings.


Hurley, Miniature Australian Shepherd at 7 weeks. Says sender-inner Hannah D., “It was bath time after a short over night hospital stay.”

Help I’m nauseous presents: So Cute It Makes Me Sick

Help remedies has partnered with Cute Overload to present the so cute it makes me sick contest. Post a photo of your cute animals, costumed babies, or romantic grandparents, to help’s Facebook page!

The most nauseatingly cute item, creature, or thing will be celebrated here on cute, and rewarded with $500, t-shirts for you and your cutest, and a selection of help products. Photos that incorporate help, I’m nauseous (now available at target, in stores only) will get special attention.

Enter now the contest ends May 20!

Episode Twelve: Ambush!

Last week on The Adventures of Biff and Skippy, our heroes ignored the advice of Scoutmaster Bob and wandered far away from camp. Now, with nightfall fast approaching, the wayward brothers find themselves lost and isolated in the dreaded… Valley of the Cats.


The suspense is killing us, Hamish Darby.

Puppy Tales – Arnold

Once upon a time there was a beagle puppy named Arnold. All his toys were bright and shiny because they were new, just like him.

There was one toy, above all others, that he cherished. Ball on Rope.


Sometimes Arnold loved Ball on Rope so much, he had to chomp it with his teeth.


In that moment, Arnold realized the world would be a better place if everyone had a Ball on Rope.


Then, Arnold remembered that he is just a puppy. He has no pockets to store money and make purchases. He has no voice to say words that mean things to people.

For a moment, Arnold was very sad. Then The Cute Overload Fairy appeared out of nowhere and said, “Arnold, don’t despair! The world will be a better place because of you. You and your Ball on Rope will give cheer to thousands of people. After hearing your story and seeing your face, folks will drive more carefully, be nice to the next person they see and do a better job loving one another. Be at peace, Arnold.” And just as quickly as she came, The Cute Overload Fairy went.

Arnold gave his best, cutest side-eye look at the camera with the hope in his heart that he did a little something to make this planet a happier, cuter place.


And Arnold, Layalie K. and The Cute Overload Fairy lived Happily Every After. The End.

Did I Just Hear… a Fly?

And suddenly, my life has meaning and purpose once more…


Froggie’s best side, captured by Flickr user Brian Gratwicke.

I’ll take “The Shirelles’ Greatest Hits” for $500., Alex

And the answer i… peeewdewpewdewpewpewpew! The Daily Double!


Promotional consideration provided by Bocaberta.org and Ant!

Night-Night, Sleep Tight

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Especially if your bed bugs start to look like Fizzgig.


We’re just itching to feature Bleecker again, Teresa K.