Atty, No!

How many times do I have to tell you not to knock over the garbage? And stop digging in that nice Mr. Kenobi’s garden! And for Pete’s sake, stop vaporizing the mailman!

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Via Daily Pics and Flicks.

You Can Do Whatever You Feel

Remember back in the fall, we featured Peacock Spiders?

They’re back!

And this time, they brought the band with them.


Cuteporter Andrew Y., moonlighting from following RocketNews 24, found this on Da Cheez.

THIS JUST IN: The Lion King. With Kittens.

Good grief.

The headline tells ya everything ya need to know.


The Pet Collective is behind this madness : spotted on Mashable.

If You Only Had a Heart

How I wish that you, my owner,
Would not be such a loner,
Too bored to do your part (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
If you were, you’d stop gawking
And get up and take me walking
If you only had a heart

So put down the game controller
Before I get much older
Get dressed and let’s depart (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
Oh, your feet you’d be shifting
And my leg I could be lifting
If you only had a heart

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It’s Milo!

I Must Defend My Home!

Remember the old monster movies, when a different monster would destroy Tokyo each week? Godzilla would flatten it one Saturday, they’d rebuild it in a few days, then Rodan or Mothra would wipe it out again. Now- one cat has had ENOUGH.

It’s Super Maru to save the day!

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More Maru here, of course.

We Hate to do This to You

But the thing is, it’s why we’re here. Sorreez! (singsong)
Lamb Attack!!!

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Via Edgar’s Mission.

Yeah, These Aren’t Quite “Ugg” Boots

But they are JUST as comfy. Now if you will excuse me, I needs to have myself a sleep.

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Via DP&F.

Dumdeedum….*Foof*

Meridith The Corgi thinks belleh-flopping in snow is just like belleh-flopping in water.

Er, not quite.


Submission and totally appropriate header from Cuteporter Ella.

I’m Wishing For One Thing…

…a bunch of carrots, naturally!

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Via Reddit.

Soccer, Football, Call It What Ya Like

Doesn’t matter what ya call it. I’m the man, and I got next.

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@Trotterpup as seen on Mashable.

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