(Just think of the merchandising! Plush toys, books, CDs, DVDs, a Happy Meal™ toy, an iPhone app.)
Of course, there’s the talk show circuit. Ellen, Katie, Leno, & Letterman. Maru N’ Boo, call your agents!
And hey, let’s not forget everyone’s favorite Pink Porkmobile. Chris P. Bacon has a book deal! Woo hoo!