Pick! Your! Punchline!

In comedy terms, the photo below is a “target-rich environment,” so bizarre that no one caption can do it justice. So scroll to the poll below and… Pick! Your! Punchline! (or add your own.)

Via William M. via Reddit.

What Time Is It?

Is it ten o’clock already?! Where did the morning go?


Via aussiegall.

Always Chasin’ Always Racin’

People! Hot on the heels wheels of Chris P. Bacon, we have another Mobile Prosh Nugget for you! This time, it’s Lily the Lionhead BUN! Says sender-inner Kerry: “This video is of Lily, the two-legged Lionhead bunny, but don’t tell HER she has a ‘handicap!’ She is one of many wonderful rabbits at the North Texas Rabbit Sanctuary! Brian G. is one our volunteers and did this wonderful video.”

[Make sure to turn up the speakers for a slammin' groove, too. -Ed]

(Bonus points if you remember the Saturday morning TV show our title refers to.)

Cheetah Happy

♪ ♫ A-hunting I will go, a-hunting I will go! Heigh-Ho, the Derry-O, a-hunting I will go!”♪ ♫

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Field Guide, Alex T. says, “Oh Helloe ((OK, that right there is cute)) Cute Overload , One happy, smiley cheetah!”

The Iron Is Flat, Here Comes the Cat

The Internet has spoken, and to the surprise of nobody whatsoever, it has chosen a cat to replace a member of the pantheon of Monopoly tokens, via an online poll. So who got the boot? The lowly iron, a victim of today’s modern wrinkle-free fabrics.

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A Day In The Life Of Jay

Jay Overload. ‘Nuff said. Christina V. picks up the narration:

“Jay the Papillon is a 15 year old (in dog years) rescue, and lives an exciting life of sleeping, eating, and Plotting World Domination. He is assisted in his daily conquests by his right-paw man, Mr. Red Bull (a 3 legged stuffed toy that became a wounded warrior…thanks to Sadie), and their sidekick, stupid Sadie! (The border collie mix….Jay calls her stupid, not us…we think of them as Pinky and the Brain.)”

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Want!

Now, now dear (singsong). You didn’t ask and you didn’t say please. Sooo, how do we get what we want?
… . . .  .  .  .

Grab it before anybody else does! (stuuuffs pouch, runs away)


Keep up the good work at Coast and Canyon Wildlife, Kim B.

Slobberknocker Alert!

Just turn your speakers up and watch this twitchy, snoring ball of SNORF named “Google Lee.” You’re welcome.

From the YouTube files of Hsien-Hsin Lee.

No Good Deed Goes Unphotobombed

(sigh) It was a simple thing, really. He was swimming in circles with some fishing line tangled in his teeth, and I was there on the dock, so I fly over and pluck it out.

End of it, right? But no, he’s had a few, and now he’s all “I love you, man!” this and “Anything you want, bro!” that, and I haven’t been rid of him since. Just my luck.

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Via Neatorama.

Gonna Be Your Pig In Motion, All I Need Is A Pair Of Wheels

This Prosh Little Porkmobile was born without the use of his hind hoofsters. So eet was time to…improvise! Let’s roll, Chris P. Bacon!

CHRIS P. BACON 100% AUTHENTIC FAVE FRAME© ACTION!

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Story Submitted by many a Cuteporter, with videos provided by Len Lucero. Photo from the Chris FB page. Title stolen adapted from my ol’ pal David Foster.

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