Philosopher Bunny Struggles with Truth

The days pass like shadows, creeping up walls until all is darkness and night. I pace from room to room, endless as the dim twisting corridors of my soul, seeking answers that do not come. From the other room I hear her call to me, like a desperate angel, powerless to break the chains that bind me to this world of woe.

“You gonna finish these carrots or what?” she softly asks.

Or what, I muse to myself. What… indeed?


We take you now to sender-inner Elizabeth S. at our Too Much Information desk: “Here is a picture taken recently of my bunnies Plushie and Twinkie. They’re brother and sister and absolutely inseparable. We had to separate them before they were spayed and neutered. Plushie would try to break out of his cage to go and see her. He was successful… TWICE.”

Who is Being Amused Here Really?

At first, you think I am amusing to you.

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As if I were mere entertainment!

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But also you are amusing to me.

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Whether you laugh with me or at me, I still made you laugh.

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This amuses me as much as a very amusing thing.

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Josh N. wins again with this grey puffmonster from Wonder Cat Rescue.

When You Care Enough to Send a Lizard

When you can’t be there, celebrate those special moments with GeckoGram™ — your personalized message, hand-delivered by our staff of geckos.


“Aloha,” says Susie G. “This is one of our little house pets here in Hawaii Nei. This guy’s just a baby. House gecko, or ‘mo’o’ in Hawaiian.”

Theirs is but to Make Us Le Sigh

Ours is not to wonder why.

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Kelly G. writes, “This is my adorable Sharpei, Roscoe, sleeping with my cat, Little Brittle (formerly known as Itty Bitty). This is proof that cats and dogs can live together in harmony. By the way, I rescued Brittle after my brother found her meowing outside of his bedroom window last winter. She was abandoned by her mother and had to be bottle fed until she was big enough to eat on her own. Now she’s part of my furry family and BFF’s with the best dog friend a cat could ask for.”

Incoming! Duck!

Run for your lives! It’s an incoming duck! So you’d better duck! Because it’s incoming! And… it’s a duck. See, it’s kind of a joke, because I say “incoming duck” and then I say “incoming” and “duck” and… OK, I’ll be quiet now.

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(Note: Some content at source website may be NSFW.)

Is There Life After an Earworm?

Let’s find out,

Don’t worry

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Be happy. Don’t worry, be happy.
Doooo, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do-doooooo!

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In every life we have some trouble. When you worry you make it double. Don’t worry,

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Be happy. Don’t worry, be happy. Dooo, do, do, do, do, do-dooooo,

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Look at me I am happy.

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When you worry your face will frown, and that will bring everybody down, don’t worry,

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Be happy. Don’t worry, be happy!

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OK, I don’t think even the defibbramagig is going to help this time!
Smilers: Animal Practice happy trunkster, Via Imgur, happy beaversons, The Furrtographer, happy sloooooth, Reddit, happy toitle.

Worriers: Zooborns, Fennec Foxster and Slow Lorises – sent in by Claire S., knobby kneezer by Susan P.

Remember, exotic animuhls belong in the wild, not in your house! Except like you know, on computers, books ‘n stuff!

Friday Haiku: Handle With Care

Small friends from the sea

Tiny and unassuming

Sit on your finger

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Photographer and finger unknown, delicately sent by Helene D.

The Adventures Of Clancy Down Under (Cont.)

‘Member Clancy? (AKA: Clance, Snuffaluffagus, Dogman.)

She’s back and SHOWING NO MERCY WITH MORE FOLDS PER SQUARE INCH. Or something.

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Alice G.” “The one of her and the little girl was taken the day we picked her up. The dog on the left is her dad, Boofa Bear.”
[Boofa Bear? Whoa. Great Name. -Ed]

Great Job, Claudia!

Nice going. We likey. Good stuff here, peeps. Meet Garfield, thanks to his super-wonderful hoomins.

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Claudia writes: I’m a big fan of your site for a long, long time, and I finally decided to try to achieve fame for my baby big boy Garfield. We got him 5 months ago. We had just lost our 13 year old beautiful girl cat Nikita to cancer, and less than a week later someone abandoned a litter of 3 baby marmies close to where I lived. We were able to adopt one and help find a home for the other 2. He was so malnourished that even though he was about 2 months old he weighted just 400 grams and could fit in the palm of my hand. He was a little ball of fur and fleas, and had a cold and an ear infection. Attached pictures with a new hair style (I couldn’t resist the bad boy look it gave him.)

Here’s a video of the little one shortly after his first bath, when we finally got him rid of all the fleas:

That was the first time he slept without the damn fleas disturbing him, and only then did we realize how much energy he had. Even today he seems to always run everywhere, jump, play, he’s really adorable and a very handsome boy.

Fave Frame:

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Always a fan, Claudia (from Portugal) PS: English is not my first language, please forgive any mistakes.

THIS JUST IN: Scottie Pinwheel

[Scottish accent]

“Here’s to the heath, the hill and the heather, the bonnet, the plaid, the kilt and the feather!”

[GULPS MILK VORACIOUSLY]

Sent in by bonny lass Molly B.

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