El Mystico, The Psychic Pup!

… and now I’m getting a image, someone in this side of the audience is thinking about a supper dish… stainless steel with a name on the side, begins with “R” or “F”… Is that you, sir? Rex? Ralph, that’s what I meant… and I’m also seeing a leg, Ralph, wearing tan khakis or chinos… You’re very familiar with this leg, Ralph…


From the shrouded mists of the beyond (or maybe California), Carina M. writes: “This is our foster dog, Molly. She loves all people, but desires to slay all other animals, and she barks when she’s alone. Otherwise, the perfect pet, really! She has a very cute nosicle, which sometimes is covered in dirt from her adventures in the yard.”

THIS JUST IN: Pup Adopts Noisemakers

According to The Telegraph, when a tiger mom in a Russian zoo rejected her three cubs, a white Swiss Shepherd dog named Tallim stepped in to nurse them. Now the screechy cubs have their bellies full — and are giving their new mom quite an ear full.

Kiss Attack!

Somebody really loves their Mama. And Mama says, “You want me to supersize that for ya?”


Mama Bonnie and baby Turner have matching pink nose splotches, Julianna P.!

Enormous Appetite

I am really into the slow food movement and consider myself an aficionado of fine foods. The salad course I am enjoying now, for instance, has been left in the sun and soil to leisurely brown until its sweet and fruity flavors intensify.

The next course in my haute cuisine will be a decomposing mushroom with a reduced spore sauce. Sure, it will take me 45 minutes of travel time for the entrée, but that’s why it’s a slow food movement.


Via The Telegraph, photo by Arief Perdana/Caters News.

Oh, Go Ahead, I Don’t Mind…

Feel free to sleep in my bed. The bed the Tall Dogs bought just for me, where I’ve slept since I was a puppy. Whose foam cushioning has molded to the exact contours of my body and retained my unique scent to comfort and reassure me. Where I often soar in nightly reverie, through bacon-scented clouds, over fields of kibble, aching with joy at visions of ineffable beauty until again I awaken, my spirit rejuvenated, to face the new day in all its promise.

Seriously, it means nothing to me.


Jessica J. says: “Hey guys! I just adore these photos of my mom’s dog and cat. Chloe is pleading for help to get her bed back, because she’s sure not messing with Felix! :)”

Maybe It Will Be This One…


Wilma says, “Here is a frog nose trying to get a kiss from me to turn into a prince – it worked!”

I’ll have what she’s having.

Bundonkulous

Sender-Inner Melissa M. really outdid herself with this submishe. Says Melissa: “This bunn-nu-copia could easily be confused for “Tonguesgiving” however, do not mistake the carrot for a tongue. This lionhead is prepared to feast.”

Look Deeply into My Eyes

Closer… Closer!

You are under my power now…


Hypno “Kitty” has you where she wants you, Jen V.! Did you name her Kitty because it’s a nice, safe name?

The Truth Is Out There and So Am I

Dedicated scientists from the Institute for Extra-Sawdustestrial Research use powerful satellite dishes to scan for signs of intelligent life in outer space.


Judith K. Says: “Ben-Aviv is hard to photograph because he’s in love with the camera and keeps chasing it around. But I managed to catch this camera-mugging pose last night.”

C.O. Guide to Party Games

Liven up your holiday party with the latest craze, “Spin the Phone.” Around and around it goes, and whoever it points to when it stops has to drunk-dial an ex.