POLL: Who’s Blorpier?

[Or is it "Blorpiest?" -Ed]

To tell the truth, I think it’s the Manatee in a landslide, but the Hippo is awful cute. Have at it.

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Manatee from Da Intertubes, discovered by Mrs. Brinke. Hippo photo from The Telegraph by way of Cesar March/Barcroft Media.

I’ve Got You Where I Want You!

Hand over the Orb of Nubbitude, evildoer, or I shall be forced to unleash the fury of my Power Pounce, with an extra helping of Air Chomping! Take that!

Everybody’s a Critic!

You know, some of us are just trying to hone our art. We have to practice and we really don’t appreciate the sepia toned display of obvious dislike. If we wanted a review we’d have read a paper. Harumph!

We want Skippy to be the only judge on America’s Got Talent, Masumi H.

What If I’ve Been Naughty?

I have some concerns that presents may not be forthcoming.


Tamara R. says, “Maxwell is our pride and joy. We rescued him. He is now 
a very happy little guy. He is eleven weeks old here. Photo courtesy of 
me, his proud owner.” Oh, Maxwell, there will be presents.

Honey, Don’t Forget To Test The Christmas Lights First

“OK dear…let me just plug the dog in.

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All working!

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The very patient Tazz (who we assume is getting EXTRA presents for this indignity) is owned by Hannah W.

Memo To All: Missing Paper Shredder

Everyone would you please check to see if you have the spare paper shredder around your desk. It has gone missing again.

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Lindsay H. found it, and named it Mable!

No Cookies For Me, Thanks

They’re not good for maintaining my girlish figure. (pats belleh)

Fave Frame:


This is Cookie, baking in the sun with Frîncu M.

Heavy Is the Head that Wears the Tapioca

As the morning sun casts its first shadows across the arid savannah, the young lion cub awakens and surveys his domain.


From birth, it has been his destiny to be admired and served by his loyal subjects. For this sake, he must always maintain an aloof and regal composure.


It is a sacrifice demanded of all who would lead: to abandon childish folly and stand instead as the embodiment of poise and dignity. Or, y’know, maybe not…


Via Mikael Tigerström.

They Are Correct.

My Modern Met.com proclaims Miss Xuxu as the “Cutest Little Puppeh In The World.”

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They are correct. Images from Thai Hoa Pham, photographer extraordinaire.

Here’s A Question For You

Is the ratio of cats who sleep on their backs directly related to the level of FLOOF on their bellehs???

And, does a floofeh belleh cat who sleeps on its back assume all responsibility for snorgle attacks?

No? Hey, you catch on quick!

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Roly-poly Monkee makes Erica G. late for work almost every day.