But…cats don’t do squat.
If you’re playing pool, that’s your money shot.
Discovered on Tumblr.
“Hello! I found this cat napping on a Turkish book shop display in Istanbul. I took the photo. Thank you for your consideration!” – International Cuteporter Alexandra R.
(Aha! Headline, misleading it is! Reeled you in, we did. Geddit? A cat IN Turkey.)
Look, I’m not telling you again, I don’t want to buy your magazines, or sign your petition, or try your free bird seed samples, and definitely don’t want to hear about the true spiritual path to omniversal meta-consciousness…
Wait, go back one…
Harley the Macaw via The_Gut.
I’ve seen all the Tom Cruise movies, and even the old Peter Graves TV shows. I can do this!
Cuteporter Doar E. sent this one in.
But nobody is going to eat it. Because, nobody wants to have to wash the plate!
Prosh orphaned possum from sender-inner Kristi M. Photo by John Burns.
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