The Cat Whooshperer

What do you get when you mix CO and CO2?

“My kitty can opener. This is Osiris, one of three cats in our house. He’s never shown interest in cans before and may never again! (Don’t worry, he was just surprised and went back to being a lazy cat immediately after this happened.)” -Rin

Stop! In The Name Of Moo.

And yes, I’ve “got milk,” -like I haven’t heard that before. Now don’t bother me, I’m directing traffic. Both of ‘em straight out means “Hold it, pardner.”

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Red this one.

What is the Secret to Loff Everlasting?

Primping and combing and fluffing and spiffing him up and letting him wear his favorite old gray sweater with the patches on the elbows.

Fave Flirty Frame:

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“Hi Cute Overload! These are my birds, Tina and Alex. They have been together for 15 years and still love each other as much as the day they met. Here is a video of them in the midst of an adorable make-out session!” -Annika H.

I Come From A Land Down Under

So you’re getting ready to go to work, and all of a sudden WHOOPS look who comes wobblin’ THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.

Welcome to the world of Alicia A. in Adelaide Hills, South Australia. Oh, but she’s not done yet. She had a backyard visitor too, who was anxious to get his drink on. And drink he did.

And drink.

And drink.

FAVE FRAME DOWN UNDAH, MATE!

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Story from DP&F who found it here. Title from Men At Work.

Do You Take Requests?

♪ ♫ “On the roaaad agin. I just cain’t wait to git on the road agin.” ♪ ♫
The old dinosaur’s musical repertoire was clearly not doing it for Lily.

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“These are my pets Lily (cat) and Spike (bearded dragon) enjoying some time together.” -Melinda A.

Why Do They Keep Watering Me?

Ah mean, eet’s as if they want me to grow or something. I don’t get it. Maybe I should find another place to sit?

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From RowdyKittens.com

Waiter, There’s Something In My Food

Mango the kitteh is wondering just how he can get to his dinner. Mr. McMouseketeer doesn’t care about that- he got there first.

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Kittehs In The Kitchen

Feenix the Kitteh steps right up and wants to know what’s on the menu. Photo from Nancy M.

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Jessica K.: “While I was away at a conference I hired Ralphie the Bengal Cat to keep an eye on my husband. I knew his cover was blown when Jeremy texted me this photo. Ralphie had been posing as Mrs. Butterworth next to the pancakes. Either that or a bottle of Jack. Ralphie’s namesake is the younger brother in “A Christmas Story.”

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Ladybug. Playing. With. Sprinkles.

Kinda looks like she’s playing soccer or sumthin.’

Submitted by Bardlover1.

Everybuddy Loves Bugsy

Bugsy the bulldog babysitter is at it again – this time tenderly looking after little Malone, the orphaned orangutan.

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Bulldog kisses orangutan via YouTube.