Able To Leap To Squirrel Feeders..

..in a single bound- it’s SuperSqwerl!

From The Squidster.

ResQte Of The Week 2: Sproing Overload

Video created with Apple Final Cut Pro™ by Cuteporter KB, as well as this text which sums it all up quite well: “After months in the care of the California Wildlife Center in Malibu, California, five orphaned fawns enjoy their first moments back in the wild where they belong. Orphaned fawns are prevented from seeing human faces and forms during their time in the rehab setting. In keeping with that policy, this video was filmed from behind a camouflage screen in the woods, by a volunteer.”

Orphaned Fawns Back in the Wild from Kim Barker on Vimeo.

#TBT: 10/23/2006: [Blood-Curdling Scream]

With a turtle name like “Wesley,” you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—”OMG, who’s the hottie?” and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.

Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.

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Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennifer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

OK, OK, Got One For Ya

photo[So, here goes. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?]

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[His horse's NAME was Friday! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Honestly. Thanks for the applause. Seriously. And don't forget to tip your waitress. We're here all week.]

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“For the past two years my husband and I have gone horse-trekking in Iceland. It’s great fun riding around the beautiful and spectacular scenery and, as you can see, the horses (technically OMGPonies, but Icelanders never refer to them that way) are simply adorable.” -Ruth G.

(Joke from Jokes4Us.com.)

ResQte Of The Week: Mr. Tux

Without a doubt, no one looks better in a tux (with the possible exception of Penguins and James Bond) than Mr. Tux!

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“This is Mr. Tux! He’s about 6 weeks old and I found him at my local cat rescue, The Long Beach Humane Society in Long Beach, New York. They have lots of babies there looking for their forever homes. This Widdle Guy was snatching my hair, chewing on my eye glasses and climbing on my shoulders. Thank you so much for your consideration!” -Rochelle L.

Halloween Matchingks

[I had to sit still for two hours so they could cut this punkin! U know how hard that is to do for a kitteh? Anyway- did the hoomin do a good job? What do you think?]

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From Cutest Paw.com.

If At First You Don’t Succeed….

Try, try again.

And again.

The Squidster.

Oh, and Don’t Forget, Mom…

… I need a box of emery boards, a bottle of Prell for extra spiky hair, and i think I’m getting a cold, so pick up some Ny-Quill.

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C.O. Guide to Emergency Preparedness

For situations involving unrest by mice, birds, or other small animals, make sure your home has an Emergency Cat close at hand. The Emergency Cat should be located in a convenient drawer or cupboard, and checked periodically to make sure its batteries are charged.

“She’s positive this bathroom drawer was made for her,” says Redditor Earlyecho.

The Major Is Not Pleased

Balderstuff and poppyrot! It appears that my local chemist’s has depleted its supply of Whickham and Warwick’s Wildroot Wonder Whisker Wax! Now I shall be forced to attend the annual reunion dinner of the 51st North Southeasterwest Light Infantry looking like an unkempt assortment of discarded pipe cleaners! The outrage!

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“She can shoot laser beams from her moustache,” boasts Redditor threeswordstyle.

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