Maybe if I Jiggled the Handle of Fate…

Dear Diary: At last, the Tall Ones have made a critical misstep, and enlightenment is within my reach. They have left open the doorway to the Porcelain Oracle, a swirling vortex through which all that is hidden may be revealed. Now, if I can only learn its workings…

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“Furry little ball doing nonsense at home!” says Flickr-er Natasia Causse. “I took this picture before realizing that the toilet lid was up.”

Hey, Knife & Fork At The Table, Pal!

SOME people just don’t have ANY table manners.

DP&F.

Anyone For A Little Rule #37 Action?

Olive the cavoodle 12 weeks old“This is Olive, a 12 week old Cavoodle, who popped into our vet clinic for a vaccination and a bit of head tilting on the side!” -Dr. Anne F.

I SURRENDER! My Belleh Is ALL YOURS!

Last week, we ran a post on BatKitteh. (We included a photo of BK’s sister, whose adoptive dad arrived to meet her. And then this happened:)

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From KB.

Doin’ The Doggeh Paddle

This looks like a pupular trend, and nothing wrong with that! This Idaho public pool opens it up for the pooches before shuttin’ ‘er down for the season.

From Digg.com.

A Little More Nuts Than Usual

IMPORTANT: Trader Schmoe’s has announced a recall of its current batch of almond cookies due to a tendency for the cookies to become hostile. Any attempt to eat these cookies may result in injury, possibly laughter-related.

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“These almond cookies are very aggressive,” notes Redditor ateraxiaa.

(Sing song:) “SOMEbody Went To The GROOMER…”

FUR_5996-XLAbove- “Before.” Below, “After;” Fufu’s back from a fresh trim, and is showin’ off some serious BEANS with her hoomin. From The Furrtographer, bien sûr.

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Lil’ Bub’s Sum-Sum-Summertime Yule Log

Remember the Lil’ Bub Yule Log we ran on Christmas Day last year? (Hint: it’s coming back this year, too.) Well, The Bubster has made one last end-of-summer road trip to the beach. Since you’re probably NOT at the beach now, sit sit back and enjoy. Or, as the video suggests, “for maximum effect, turn on a fan and light a tropically scented candle. This video can also be used to lull you to sleep, and will bring about the most potent and magical dreams you have ever experienced.”

As seen on CNET. (There’s an hour long version here, but it wouldn’t load properly- for me, anyway.)


Chill Out, Dude

Yeah, it’s dark and the food’s a little tough to chew, but I’m cool with the climate.

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“Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out,” laments Redditor AmericanCarrot.

So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O’ Seals…

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