[I don't know what I want. But I'm so jaw-droppingly Cute, you'll get it for me anyway. Am I right?] ["My multipoo puppy Zoey!!!" -Lauren.] [Is there such a thing as a "Multipoo?" Not Maltipoo? -Ed.]
Probably getting your hoomin to do your bidding, like this. Yep, has to be it. Now, down a little lower and to the left if you don’t mind.
“This is Mary Jane (MJ), a tiny toy poodle my sister acquired,” says Cuteporter Sachiko M. “MJ came with some pretty serious issues that we are currently fundraising so we can give her the second chance she deserves. It’s not likely she’ll end up a C.O. superstar, but here’s trying.”
[She is now! -Ed.]
“She has a date-sized tumour on her abdomen that needs removing, and she needs to be spayed. She also needs a major behaviour intervention, even though she is the most loving dog at home- as soon as she goes out on a walk she loses it. We believe she was abused. Our vet gave us a sad look when we brought her in to have her assessed, saying most people wouldn’t bother. We want to give her a second chance – and are asking the Internet for help! My sister’s a single mom and money is tight, but she loves MJ and can’t bear to give her up. We don’t know what might happen to her if we surrendered her to a shelter.”
“This is MJ’s Indegogo page, which has lots of photos and all her tiny details. (For example – she says OOOFOO! instead of woof.) All the money goes directly to her rehab costs – surgeries, the behaviour interventionist appointment, and her anti-anxiety medication. Thanks so much for taking the time to gaze into her tiny face.”
“I found this adorable photo on the Seattle Humane Society Facebook page. Thought I would share this as my personal animal family is not very Cute today – the cat has exploded with loose shedding fur..the Guinea Pigs are being (WHEEK! WHEEK!) obnoxious (WHEEK!)..the Rats are hiding in a new snuggle nest and the Salamander is under a rock. And also, he’s slimy.” -Kelly B.
(P.S.- headline by my hubby, Paul.)
[I am THE GUARDIAN OF THE LIVING ROOM. If you want to access the refrigerator at 3 in the morning, you must provide the SECRET PASSWORD. And toss me some of the "Just Chicken" noms from Trader Joe's.]
(“This is my resqte Newie showing off her wonderous belleh. She was going to be taken to a kill shelter by her previous owner so I took her in. We are working on her weight issues but as you can see she is in complete denial. She loves a good belleh rub and lots of attention. I am so glad I was able to take her in. She brightens my world. Thanks for considering her, Michelle C.”)
This little pupster is a man of many voices. Speakers up for this one!
“Bruce (a Boston Terrier) is a silly dog and he makes silly noises. He loves other animals and this is how he acts when he sees one, but can’t go play with it,” says YouTuber MorbidAngela.
“If your paws fold over one another, that’s cute.”
Rule Of Cuteness #50 continues to be quite popular and we see it once again in an email from Cuteporter Barbara F. Or from her kitteh, little JOE Lars. (Yes, that’s the correct punctuation.) “So you have this RULE #50 of Cuteness whereby crossed paws are considered, well, CUTE! I can tell you with some certainty that I’ve got this paw-crossing thang down! Behold!”
You bet, Joseph!
All right, ma’am, we’re going to merge onto the sidewalk, so remember your turn signal… Uh, you missed the turn back there, but it’s okay, we can cut through this hardware store… Now, in about 500 feet, there’s a ravine, but I think we can jump it if you hit the gas now…
Via lelice on Reddit.