I had this dream this giant clown showed up and he was holding this porcelain doll that could blink, and then I was trapped in this weird hallway with Gary Busey and he kept trying to feed me chocolate, and then I fell through a grate on a city sidewalk and landed on Bea Arthur’s shoulder pad!
I’m just so glad you’re here! Can I hold you?
Forwarded by Glazed M. Original post can be found here and also posted here.
[Cue jaunty marching music: ♫ HRUM-pum-pum-pumpity-PUM-pum-pum... ♫]
Highwaymen, beware! Blaggards and knaves, take care!
For a hero roams the forest with a might beyond compare!
With his faithful St. Bernard, he is always on his guard,
Fighting evil and injustice with a proud and piercing stare!
For this brave and bold chihuahua
will not fail his finest howah,
And he’ll make the cowards cowah
With his mighty Yap of Powah!
So sing his praises from the rocks and from the tallest tree,
He’s the Wa-Wa of Des-tin-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I feel safer already, Ant.
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